Tina Fey was on David Letterman on Wednesday. Letterman read a list of people who stayed virgins from a tabloid, like Brooke Shields (22) and Adriana Lima (27), and it said Fey was 24 years-old when she lost her virginity. Fey said:

"I couldn’t give it away. That’s just good, Christian values, or, being homely."

Letterman loves virgins, but not as much as he loves homely girls. Have you seen his wife Regina Lasko? I’m not sure who is more homely, Lasko or Fey. I’ve got some pictures of Fey during her virgin years below, and Dave’s wife for comparison. Fey is on the far right.

Will Ferrell was back on Saturday Night Live as George W. Bush, alongside Tina Fey.

Sarah Palin had the distinct honor of doing the opening for Saturday Night Live, and she was joined by Palin haters Tina Fey and Alec Baldwin. Mark Wahlberg appeared briefly with Sarah, because he was looking to punch Andy Samberg, although he instead did a skit with Andy. Amy Poehler even showed up for what could end up being the most watched SNL episode ever. All the liberals who hate Sarah, couldn’t miss appearing on SNL with her. That didn’t happen when Hillary Clinton was on the show.

Tina Fey was on David Letterman last evening, and all Dave wanted to talk about was Fey’s impression of Sarah Palin. Sarah helped make Tina more famous, rather than the other way around. Imagine that.

Tonight Tina and Sarah will appear together on Saturday Night Live.

According to The Chicago-Sun Times, staffers for Sarah Palin would like to arrange for Sarah to play Tina Fey on Saturday Night Live in a Weekend Update sketch, and they would also like Sarah to do a parody of Tina Fey’s AMEX commercials with Martin Scorsese. If Sarah does it, the sketches would appear in the October 18 episode.

Go Joe sixpack!