Courtenay Semel Given Citation for Assault

Courtenay Semel was detained, not arrested, in Las Vegas at Pure nightclub after she "smacked" a security guard in the back of the head on her way out. Courtenay was immediately detained by Caesars Palace security, and police were called.

Four hours later, law enforcement arrived and issued Semel a citation for battery.

Courtenay Semel is currently dating Tila Tequila above, and is rumored to have been a secret lesbian lover of Lindsay Lohan below.

Courtenay Semmel and Tila Tequila Dating

Publicity whore Tila Tequila, aka Thien Thanh Thi Nguyen, wants us to believe she and Courtenay Semmel are a lesbian couple. Courtenay was dating Casey Johnson, and was rumored to have been Linsay Lohan’s secret lesbian lover.

Tila sees how much attention Lindsay is getting having a public lesbian relationship with Samantha Ronson, so she’s going to work that angle a little harder.

Tila Tequila Gets Rejected by Kristy Morgan

Kristy Morgan, a former Playboy model from Westchester, New York, rejected Tila Tequila on the season finale of A Shot at Love 2. Earlier in the show Tila rejected Bo Kunkle, who said, "I’ve been calling Tila my girlfriend for a long time now." He left the show graciously, but that’s not how it went down for Tila.

Kristy refused the key Tila offered to her heart, saying:

“You love that I’m honest and that I’m true to my feelings and true about who I am. If I take this key I’m not being true.”

Tila, who isn’t very nice when she doesn’t get her way, said:

“Why would you do that now? Why would you put me through all this process? I feel humiliated.”

The player got played. Boo hoo. Minutes after the show was aired Tila blogged the following nastiness on her MySpace blog:

B!TCHES AIN’T SH!T BUT HOES AND TRICKS!

Thunderf_ck my mouth is shut. Been a while, feel like a c_nt.
Can’t wait for this drama to pass.
Oh the joy…..f_ck you. My a$$.
Live a lie.
Tell my mind.
Over soon. I can’t deny.
You will all soon see, the truth in my eyes.

Smile on my face, the loving embrace….but instead I’ll punch you in the face.
For a long time coming….I let you touch me….now that it’s over b!tch….You better start running.
Pent up inside….telling these lies….this has gone too far…..the world will soon die.

Only 1 more day. To feel this way. Tomorrow I smile….brings another day!

Back to myself. Nobody else. F_ck all this bullsh!t. I’m back to myself. Yes. Thank the f_ck God.

Tila

It all seems scripted, and planned, to create drama, which means Tila wants to cash in on season 3.

Tila Tequila Wants to Get Married

Thien Thanh Thi Nguyen, aka Tila Tequila, told E.W. in their new issue:

"I wanna do meaningful stuff. After a while you reach your goals and then what? You just prance around like Paris Hilton all day long and feel like you have to find the next scandal to stay big. This lifestyle is fun and I worked hard for it, but I think in the long run, it’s a lot. I just wanna be in love for the rest of my life and move to an island and have kids."

She wouldn’t be saying this if she thought she could make the kind of money Paris does "prancing around." Paris is settling down now, and it appears Tila wants to follow in her footsteps. It’s all just an act.

Tila Tequila Has a Secret Boyfriend

Tila Tequila (26) was spotted at West Hollywood’s Planet Nails salon on Sunday with a Swedish guy (pictured above). An eyewitness source said:

"She was kissing the guy inside the salon and telling him about her reality show. She told him not to worry, since he is the only one."

Tila may be bisexual, but she’s loves her some Swedish sausage and meatballs.