The Golf Channel’s Kelly Tilghman had to apologize for her recent comment on how young golfers should “lynch Tiger Woods in a back alley.” Here is her lame apology:

“I have known Tiger for 12 years and I have apologized directly to him. I also apologize to our viewers who may have been offended by my comments. I can assure you that there was never any intention to offend anyone. I’m sorry for any misunderstanding.”

The Golf Channel says Kelly will not be disciplined. Apparently women doing news for the Golf Channel are a bigger minority than male black golf champions, so they had to choose between the two. I would have fired Kelly just like Don Imus. It’s a good thing Tiger is a professional, and a gentleman.

Tiger Woods won the Target World Challenge golf tournament at Sherwood Country Club in Thousand Oaks, California. Watching Tiger win were his wife Elin, his mother Kultida, and his daughter Sam Alexis. Dang she’s cute!

This coming March Tiger Woods will introduce his own drink named Gatorade Tiger. The deal is rumored to be worth as much as $100 million. In his career Tiger has made almost $1 billion in endorsements. He has never been to rehab, does not have a sex tape or nude pictures on the Internet, he is respected, and a good role model. What’s his secret? He has real talent.

Forbes released their list of Most Expensive Celebrity Photos:

1. Shiloh Jolie-Pitt’s first photos – People – June ‘06 – $4.1 Million
2. Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher’s wedding – OK! – Oct ‘05- $3 Million
3. Eva Longoria and Tony Parker’s wedding – OK! – July ‘07 – $2 Million
3. Larry Birkhead with daughter Danielynn – OK! – April ‘07 – $2 Million
3. Pax Thien Jolie-Pitt’s adoption photos – People – March ‘07 – $2 Million
6. Anna Nicole’s wedding to Howard Stern- People – Sept ‘06 – $1 Million
7. Britney Spear’s son Sean Preston’s first photos – People – Nov ‘05 – $500,000
7. Angelina and Brad’s first photos as couple – Us Weekly – April ‘05 – $500,000
7. Angelina Jolie’s first visibly pregnant photos – People – Jan ‘06 – $500,000
10. Anna Nicole Smith’s son hours before his death – InTouch – Sept ‘06 – $400,000

Source: Forbes

Angelina Jolie made more than any other celebrity, taking 4 out of the 10 spots, 3 out of 4 of those pictures were due to interest in her children. It’s wrong to make big bucks selling pictures of your biological and adopted children when you’re already very rich. Jolie only started making the big bucks once she started dating Brad Pitt, and already had two adopted children. Brad has been good for Jolie’s career.

The worst mother award goes to Anna Nicole Smith however, for selling pictures of her dead son showing him just hours before his death. A real mother would never betray her son like that.

Notably not listed is how much, if anything, was paid for Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes pictures of baby Suri.

The best father award should go to Tiger Woods who revealed pictures of his daughter Sam Alexis to the world for FREE.

Golfer Tiger Woods, 31, has introduced he and wife Elin’s new daughter, Sam Alexis, 1 week, on his website this morning. Late last week, Tiger announced he will be skipping the Buick Open to spend more time settling in with his new baby. Baby pictures makes Mondays a little better.