HG, you are excused because you’re obviously not …

Comment posted Tiger Woods Fails to Qualify for British Open by Dai Lun.

HG, you are excused because you’re obviously not a golfer.

“failed to make the cut to qualify for the Bristish (sic) Open”.

Tiger had ALREADY qualified for the British Open. Golf tournaments are played over 4 days, and after the first two rounds the field is cut (the number varies by tournament). Tiger was in the tournament but failed to “make the cut” into the final two rounds of the tournament on Saturday and Sunday.

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