Hayden Panettiere (17) was filming a Heroes episode yesterday in Malibu when she was caught picking her thong out of her sweaty butt crack. Seconds later she licked her butt sweat covered fingers. Mmmm salty. I’d lick her fingers too, so seeing her do it is turning me on. Later she was filmed kissing her costar with that mouth. Now that’s a behind the scenes story.

Back in February 2007, just before Britney Spears shaved off all her hair, she posed for these pictures with a couple of dancers. This is also the night she changed outfits with the other dancer in this picture at Club One nightclub in New York city. Love the guy’s thong with the butterfly. I think he has a secret, shhhh.

Look at Britney’s HUGE BUTT. Her butt is bigger than the other two put together. I’m gouging my eyes out with wooden spoons. AAAAh my eyes! This looks like a dress rehearsal for the Crying Game. That pics is just all kinds of wrong.

Is Britney Spears resorting to the old "Oops, I did it again!" crotch shot approach to get some attention?

Granted, it’s hard to compete with the born-again Paris Hilton and drug-dealer pounding Lindsay Lohan for the spotlight, but let’s be more original, mmm’kay, Brit-Brit?

Perhaps she’s trying to counteract the jiggly Mexico photos that have been floating around the Internets.

TMZ has posted video here of Britney Spears (intentionally? obliviously?) showing off her goodies last night as she bends over to climb into the back seat of the SUV.

Even the photographers are over it!  You can hear them groaning in the background.

Britney Spears (25) went on a three-day vacation, and stayed at the Four Seasons in Punta Mita, 26 miles from Puerto Vallarta. She’s been running around in a thong bikini. The other day we posted another set of pictures, but someone must have done a little photoshop work, because this new set of pictures shows a butt that a 90 year old woman would have. Gross!

Britney Spears has escaped to Mexico for some rest and relaxation. Britney is hiding out until after her mother Lynne Spears appears on The View this week on June 6. It’s nice to see Lynne is doing well after being hospitalized with pneumonia, and Britney wouldn’t go see her.

After seeing Britney in that thong bikini I finally realized, her body will never be hot again after two kids. Oh well, there’s plenty other much hotter fish in the sea.