Damon Wayans Gives Don Imus Two Thumbs Up

Damon Wayans (47) was on The View this morning and he said he’s okay with Don Imus saying "nappy-headed hos." When many were calling for an end to using the word "nigger," Wayans continued to use the word in his routine even though he faced stiff fines at some comedy clubs. Wayans said:

"Freedom of speech, what happened to that? What happened to expressing yourself? At least I know where he (Don Imus) stands. And you know what? When he called them nappy-headed ho’s, I went, ’Wow, he’s right!’ Black people at home are laughing right now. White people are going, ’That’s not right!’ It’s all cultural."

Then Wayans went all Borat saying:

"Women today, most women I run into, don’t want to do the fundamentals. They don’t cook. … I make the money so she can make something to cook." Joy Behar asked, "What if she makes as much money, though, and she says, ’You do the cooking’?" Wayans replied: "Then we can talk. But I haven’t met her. Beyoncé is taken."

Dick Masterson would definitely agree with Wayan’s point about women. Click here to see Dick run his mouth in this video. Scroll down to see it.

Rosie Coming Back to MSNBC

Rosie O’Donnell is still in negotiations with MSNBC to replace Dan Abrams in the 9 p.m. time slot on weeknights. So far there is no reported format for the show or official name, but it will definitely differ from her The Rosie O’Donnell Show which started back in 1996, and will differ from The View, where she spent less than a year. In fact Rosie’s new show would compete in the same time slot as Larry King Live on CNN, and Hannity & Colmes on Fox News. Rosie’s popularity on The View was sustained by her constant attacks on other popular celebrities, much like Lily Allen who attacked Victoria Beckham today so we won’t forget Lily exists. Rosie only has a couple of messages these days, gay rights, end the Iraq war, government conspiracy, and big doses of criticism for everyone except herself. It would be refreshing to see the Rosie from 1996 emerge again. The kinder and gentler Rosie, who was an entertainer, not a hater.

The View Girls Agree - It’s a Miracle

Everyone hates Heather Mills. It’s the underground movement Heather was talking about. The View girls all said exactly the same thing I said here and here. I feel so much better after listening to them vent.

Jessica Simpson to co-host The View

Jessica Simpson will co-host The View while Elisabeth Hasslebeck is on maternity leave, but only on November 15 and 16. The other day Jessica met President Bush, or someone who serves in a high office I forget who. When she walked into their house, like the White House, she said, "I love what you’ve done with the place." Expect a lot of comments like that for two days on The View, plus a lot of blank faced beauty queen waving, and smiling when other panel members ask her questions. Kind of like the Stepford Wives.

Elisabeth Hasselbeck is Going on Maternity Leave

Elisabeth Hasselbeck will leave The View next month to go on maternity leave. She’s about to pop out baby number two. She is married to NFL quarterback Tim Hasselbeck. The couple have a daughter named Grace who is two years-old. It won’t be the same without Elisabeth. Who’s going to provide the conservative balance? Someone will have to temporarily fill her spot. How about Donald Trump, or his daughter Ivanka Trump?