Reality Train Wreck Alert: TMZ is reporting that Kim Lard-Azz-ian will pimp herself some more by doing a reality show on E!.

The booty-full Kim Kardashian is set to star in a new reality TV show for E! that will replace "The Simple Life," reports Gatecrasher. The network was originally going to develop a show similar to "Life" starring rock celebuspawn Kim Stewart and Kelly Osborne, but canned it in favor of a family-oriented show about the Kardashian clan. The show would feature Kimmy’s entire crew, including mom Kris, step-daddy Bruce Jenner and mimbo step-bro Brody Jenner.

As if we haven’t seen enough of Brody Jenner these days trying to get in the pants of every girl on "The Hills." And did they really just use the word "family-oriented" in the same sentence as Kim Kardashian? Really? Have we not all seen her sex tape with Ray-J? Next thing we know, Nickelodeon will be asking Paris Hilton to host a kids show entitled "Things That Go Bump In the Night."

Attention whore and, well, just plain whore, Heidi Montag, received some surfing lessons from fiance, Spencer Pratt, while he enjoyed his bootylicious view. Moon River! She was once known for her time on MTV’s "The Hills," but now she’s just known for having disproportionately large fake ta tas.

In related news, Us Magazine is reporting that the ongoing battle between Lauren Conrad of "The Hills" and Heidi has gotten so heated, Heidi apparently refused to take MTV’s promotional photos on the same day as L.C.

By July, the estrangement was so palpable, Montag didn’t take the MTV’s promotional photographs for season three of The Hills the same day as the rest of the cast, instead posing by herself in the studio for separate pics that had to be Photoshopped in later.

Ironically, Heidi asked to have a new fiance photoshopped in with her, as this guy is such a top notch tool.

It’s been said that Lauren Conrad’s friendship with Heidi Montag on "The Hills" has been suffering because of her relationship with fiance Spencer Pratt. But this photograph is proof that she is simply cutting ties due to her spin-off: "The Mountains."