The Hills without Writers - Video

A revealing look at the reality of the show The Hills, without writers. Starring James Franco and Mila Kunis.

Lauren Conrad Says The Hills is Not Fake

"There have been some rumors in the press about The Hills being fake. Many of you have been asking me if the rumors are true. There are false rumors every week about me and I can’t address every rumor out there, but I feel like this was important for me to respond to. The show is not fake and this is really my life."

- Lauren Conrad (21) evil genius, fashion icon, fake reality show star

Audrina Patridge and Justin Brescia Split

Audrina Patridge and Justin Brescia (Bobby) had a big public fight at Los Angeles nightclub Opera which ended their relationship. This was all caught on camera just as The Hills script called for. Audrina says:

"I caught him doing something he shouldn’t have been doing and it was just the last straw."

Her words read like those from a script. A The Hills source says:

" He (Bobby) was making out with a red-headed girl right in front of Audrina, and when she confronted him about it he laughed in her face."

You see, drama, suspense, stupidity, just like on The Hills. To hightlight how stupid this whole scripted relationship was Audrina says:

"I don’t feel like he’s giving it all. I’m always there for him no matter what, and sometimes I don’t feel like it’s mutual."

Then a The Hills source makes her look like a fool saying:

"Whenever they’d go out, he’d ignore her. He would never return her calls, never ask her on dates."

Sounds like something Lauren Conrad would say. I expect to see another report coming soon where Lauren just admits she’s the one who thinks Audrina acts like a dumb Heidi Montag.

Lauren Conrad Buys a Ton of Booze

On Friday Lauren Conrad hooked up for lunch with Brody Jenner, where it looks like he’s getting ready to lick his dog’s balls for desert. After lunch Lauren got thirsty and bought enough booze to start her own bar. Lauren would have bought some food, but she didn’t have room after loading up on alcohol. In an interview the other day Gavin Beasley revealed that The Hills is a scripted show. The only people who didn’t know The Hills is fake are the people on the show. Yes, they really are that stupid.

Gavin Beasley Says The Hills is Scripted

Gavin Beasley gave an interview to Best Week Ever yesterday making the claim that The Hills is entirely scripted. I thought something wasn’t right. It seems to take them hours to setup the lighting, get the hair and makeup right, setup the scene, turn those pages … pages? OMG it is scripted. Here’s what Gavin said:

On being set up with Lauren:
“Then in August I got a call from my agency to go to a casting call for Teen Vogue, and Lauren and the camera crews just so happened to be there. She remembered me from our shoot, and the next thing I know, a producer’s asking me to ask Lauren for her number, and I’m signing release forms and being shot for The Hills. They wanted me to ask her about the runway show, how long she had worked that day, when would she get off, stuff like that.”

On meeting Lauren’s ex Brody:
“Like, they totally set up the BBQ scene for Brody and I to meet each other and talk because, as they said, ‘the audience would get a kick out of seeing ‘the ex’ talking to ‘the new guy’.’ So they rent this house in Malibu for a set, bought a bunch of food and drinks, and just filmed us hanging out. Brody would talk all this sh*t, then be like, ‘Sorry about that, we’re just trying to make good television.’”

On his “date” with Lauren:
“I honestly had a really hard time talking to her - she’s kind of a conversation killer, and when the cameras are rolling, all conversation is kept firmly on the surface…. In fact, the most interesting thing I got out of her was that she isn’t allowed to eat ice cream because her trainer told her she can’t.”

All shows, reality shows included, have a good amount of scripting. The only show that has little or no scripting is COPS. Unless they pay people to act like idiots, run from them, pee in the street, yell profanity (bleep bleep bleep), and pass out while smashing their head through a wall. If people really knew how boring it was to be rich and privileged we might just be satisfied being ordinary. If that happened how would people like Britney ever get rich and famous? That’s Heidi Montag showing off her fake breasts below, and Lauren Conrad above pretending to be super duper excited about her latest shopping trip.