On the fourth season of The Hills, which airs next month on MTV, Spencer Pratt is caught flirting with a female bar tender, a guy rats him out to Heidi Montag, and it seems as those two seem to be splitting, Heidi and Lauren Conrad have a cry their eyes out as they renew their friendship. It’s a good thing Heidi and Spencer didn’t really get married.

This season is all about the DRAMA!

A revealing look at the reality of the show The Hills, without writers. Starring James Franco and Mila Kunis.

"There have been some rumors in the press about The Hills being fake. Many of you have been asking me if the rumors are true. There are false rumors every week about me and I can’t address every rumor out there, but I feel like this was important for me to respond to. The show is not fake and this is really my life."

- Lauren Conrad (21) evil genius, fashion icon, fake reality show star

Audrina Patridge and Justin Brescia (Bobby) had a big public fight at Los Angeles nightclub Opera which ended their relationship. This was all caught on camera just as The Hills script called for. Audrina says:

"I caught him doing something he shouldn’t have been doing and it was just the last straw."

Her words read like those from a script. A The Hills source says:

" He (Bobby) was making out with a red-headed girl right in front of Audrina, and when she confronted him about it he laughed in her face."

You see, drama, suspense, stupidity, just like on The Hills. To hightlight how stupid this whole scripted relationship was Audrina says:

"I don’t feel like he’s giving it all. I’m always there for him no matter what, and sometimes I don’t feel like it’s mutual."

Then a The Hills source makes her look like a fool saying:

"Whenever they’d go out, he’d ignore her. He would never return her calls, never ask her on dates."

Sounds like something Lauren Conrad would say. I expect to see another report coming soon where Lauren just admits she’s the one who thinks Audrina acts like a dumb Heidi Montag.

On Friday Lauren Conrad hooked up for lunch with Brody Jenner, where it looks like he’s getting ready to lick his dog’s balls for desert. After lunch Lauren got thirsty and bought enough booze to start her own bar. Lauren would have bought some food, but she didn’t have room after loading up on alcohol. In an interview the other day Gavin Beasley revealed that The Hills is a scripted show. The only people who didn’t know The Hills is fake are the people on the show. Yes, they really are that stupid.