Terrell Owens was interviewed after the Dallas Cowboys lost to the New York Giants, and are now out of the playoffs. Terrell broke down, and started crying. Is it really the teams’ fault?

It’s no secret the team quarterback, Tony Romo, is so horny for Jessica Simpson he was distracted and lost one game for her. Terrell even mentioned Tony’s trip to Cabo with the Simpson clan. Tony played fine before he met Jessica. Tony better get his head out from between Jessica’s breast, and back into the game of football, or his career will be over. This isn’t the first time Tony lost his head over a girl.

After Jessica Simpson caused Dallas Cowboy’s quarterback Tony Romo to lose his head which caused his team to lose a football game, the team decided they didn’t want Jessica at any more games. Cowboy’s teammate Terrell Owens said:

"Right now, Jessica Simpson is not a fan favorite — in this locker room or in Texas Stadium."

Owens’ remarks follow the Cowboys loss on Sunday night, which many have blamed on Jessica, saying that she is distracting Romo from keeping his head in the game. Sunday’s game was statistically Romo’s worst since last December, when Romo’s ex Carrie Underwood was in attendance. Romo has his mind on the kitty and not on the pig skin. Owens added:

“With everything that has happened, obviously with the way Tony played and the comparison between her and Carrie Underwood, I think a lot of people feel she has taken his focus away.”

Yes, Jessica has taken away Romo’s focus, dignity, and she’s already ruining his professional reputation. Dump her. She’s trouble.

Terrell Owens was just on Fox News giving an in-person statement to the press. Owens said he did not try to commit suicide, and that he had a reaction to the hydrocodone he was taking for the pain in his broken hand, and that it may have interacted with supplements he also takes daily. Owens says he doesn’t remember much of anything. The woman with Owens at the time, who called 911, said she, nor owens, told anyone he tried to harm himself, and he did not take an additional 2 pills when help arrived. Two police signed sworn statements contradicting the woman’s statements. Owens also adds he is not depressed, and is ready to play Sunday.

The woman’s name is Kim Etheredge, who is a former hair dresser and who is also Owens’ publicist. Etheredge says Owens has $22.5 million reasons to be alive. Yup, she’s got an eye on his money, and his money on her mind.

This story will most likely keep coming back, with more dramatic twists.

Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Terrell Owens has told police he attempted suicide Tuesday night.

I just finished watching the police spokesman, and he said Terrell may have taken up to 40 pain pills, which he was on for a broken right hand. Two weeks ago Owens broke his hand during a football game against the Washington Redskins. Owens said he was depressed.

Owens’ publicist said he was hospitalized late Tuesday because of an allergic reaction to pain medicine he was taking for a broken hand. Doctors reportedly tried to induce vomiting. Emergency room doctors would do what is called a lavage. This is where they insert a large tube down Terrell’s throat and into his stomach, they then flush several 50 gram bottles of activated charcoal into his stomach to absorb what is left of the pills in his stomach, because vomiting is ineffective. Since most of the drugs were already in his blood stream by the time he got to the hospital, they can give him narcan to stop the pain killers already in his blood from being further absorbed by his cells. In other words, he is going to be fine.

The police spokesman said although paramedics were called, it was a medical situation, and not a crime. This means police don’t view it as a suicide attempt.