Russell Simmons was at a beach in Miami with Tatum O’Neal, and her hotter black friend, when Russell suddenly reached over and exposed Tatum’s boob for the paparazzi lurking nearby.

Russell really needs to start spending some of his fortune on escorts in Miami. His frustration, and desperation, is starting to show.

Ryan O’Neal (67) and son Redmond O’Neal (23) were both arrested for Methamphetamine possession at 8:02 am this morning. Sheriff’s deputies say they performed a "routine" probation search of the home, when they found what "appeared to be methamphetamine" in Ryan’s bedroom. The probation was part of Redmond’s sentence after he pleaded guilty in June to two felony counts of possession and one misdemeanor count of driving under the influence.

Redmond’s half-sister Tatum O’Neal (44) was also busted for crack in June.

Both Ryan and Redmond were released on bond this afternoon. Hopefully rehab is on their to-do list.

Tatum O’Neal pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct from her June 1st arrest, but all charges, including the drug charges will be dropped.

Manhattan Criminal Court Judge Elisa Koenderman ordered O’Neal (44) to spend two half-day sessions in a drug treatment program and pay a $95 fee. If O’Neal meets those conditions before her next court appearance on September 4th, the case will be dismissed.

So pleading guilty can result in a criminal case being dismissed, even though you admit to being guilty? Legal experts will remind you, in cases like this, that the court shows "no bias," in any case, especially when someone is rich, famous, or a celebrity. Uh huh, riiiiight.

Tatum O’Neal (44) just got busted for trying to buy crack and cocaine from an undercover officer, yet here she is drinking what looks like wine. She’s courting disaster.

Tatum O’Neal admitted she lied when she said she bought drugs to research an acting role. She said:

"I’m still sober!"

"Just when I was about to change that and wreck my life, the cops came and saved me!"

"There’s no excuse for what I did."

"I lost my Scottish terrier, Lena." She got old. She got cancer. She was the fabric of our family. We had to let her go to heaven. My daughter and I had to put her down. It was too horrible for words."

"I couldn’t get out of it. I was going to my psychiatrist. I was doing everything I could do. I have the disease of alcoholism. It’s lifelong. I treat it every day by going to my 12-step program."

"The loss of my dog was too much. It triggered that my mother passed away [from addiction] in ’98. My father [actor Ryan O’Neal] and I are estranged."

Sounds like a lot of excuses. Tatum was arrested for buying crack and cocaine. You’d think she would tell herself to be strong for her three living children after her dog died. It sounds more to me like she used every excuse in the book to justify trying to do drugs again. Tatum can’t be trusted, even around herself. It’s no wonder she lost her three kids once.