Thousands have flocked to pay homage to the image of the Virgin Mary that can be seen in Tara Reid’s abs gone wrong.  Nahhhh, but it’s sure funny to look at.  If her belly button could talk, which it actually looks like it could, it would say, "I’m up sh-t creek without a paddle, or any good reason to live."

We just wanna give Tara one hyphenated word of advice:  One-piece.

   

We reported earlier that Bravo’s new show "Hey Paula" documents the stumbling, bumbling, slurring life of Paula Abdul. Apparently that’s not her only big news these days.

Us Weekly reports in its new issue that for the past few months the American Idol judge has been dating restauranteur (sic) JT Torregiani, who threw a 45th birthday party for his lady on June 19 at Ketchup, the West Hollywood eatery he co-owns (along with actress Tara Reid).

“You could tell she was so happy to be with him,” says a witness at the bash, which included Idol alums Jordin Sparks, Blake Lewis and Chris Richardson.

“They were cuddling all night.”

The star and the Dolce Group partner, 32, met through friends, and a source says they’re getting pretty serious.

“She introduces him to everyone as her boyfriend,” the insider tells Us. “It’s really cute how she’s so smitten.”

I don’t know about you, but I stopped reading at Tara Reid. Can you imagine those two running in the same circles? It’s gotta be a battle royale as everyone waits with baited breath to find out who will pass out first. On the bright side, they both speak drunken gibberish.

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When Hollywood Grind broke the Akon story on April 18, and posted the original video and pictures, of Akon molesting a 15 year-old girl in Trinidad, the fire storm over his inappropriate behavior was expected, but we never imagined he’d actually be held accountable for his actions.

The Prime Minister of Trinidad has condemned Akon’s behavior and police there are investigating whether charges should be filed. At the time of our first report, we questioned if Gwen Stefani would rethink taking Akon on tour with her. Gwen still went ahead touring with Akon, but to her credit, we’re not sure if she knew of the scandal. Gwen does now however. Verizon promoted Akon as one of the musicians on its mobile-phone music service, and said it would no longer sponsor the Gwen Stefani tour in which Akon, who recently performed on "American Idol," is the opening act. Akon is currently signed by Universal Music which has been aggressively trying to get the video evidence removed from web sites that copied it from Hollywood Grind.

Akon has a criminal record, and his sex acts onstage are routine. We found far more graphic footage of Akon in many videos from the last few months alone, one of which included Tara Reid.

Hollywood Grind had supporters to boycott Akon’s vulgar shows. Laura Ingram, Michelle Malkin, and today Dori Monson on 710 KIRO in Seattle called residents to boycott the Gwen Stefani and Akon show scheduled there. All this pressure culminated in Akon being fired by Verizon, and now we’re hoping Universal Music will also do the right thing. Thanks to everyone who has a moral compass for keeping our kids free from sickos like Akon.

Click here to see the video of Akon molesting the 15 year-old girl.

Courtney Love and Tara Reid shocked the world recently with their two piece bikini pictures, that showed off their disgusting tummies. There was only one word, "pukerific." Sun glasses can protect our eyes from harmful UV rays, but not from the image of a botched liposuction.

Tara Reid isn’t going to let Courtney Love get all the attention for dropping 45 pounds and showing off her body in a bikini. Reid stuffed her oversized boobs into an itsy bitsy teenie weenie bikini top.