Feast your eyes on Tara Reid in a bikini. Somethings get better with age, but not Tara Reid. This is what years of alcohol can do to your body.

Tara Reid is in Australia right now. While out partying last night Tara took a hard fall, and was rushed to the hospital. She’s been losing weight rapidly lately, so that may be the cause. Hopefully one of those hot male nurses down under can get back on her feet, and maybe take her out for a bite to eat.

Can anyone guess Tara Reid’s new career? Yes, you read that right. No not the part about the Hooker’s Ball. Where’s the surprise in Tara hosting that STD celebration? I’m talking about the part that says she’s an A-lister. Tara has been on the F-list for years. Sad, but they couldn’t get anyone else who even remotely resembled a hooker, especially since Pamela Anderson is filming another home movie currently. The flyer goes on to says attendees can expect "bondage beds, fantasy, latex, porn stars, erotic dancers, and a R rated very raunchy event." Britney will love that. I hope she got her invitation.

TMZ just posted these photos of Drew Carey’s injuries from a "Price Is Right" rehearsal. That thing looks like meatloaf…or Tara Reid’s stomach!

The new "Price Is Right" emcee showed off his battle wounds while on KROQ’s "Kevin & Bean" show in Los Angeles this morning. Back on Friday, Drew got his arm caught in the revolving turntable on stage while rehearsing for the Grocery Game. He was back on set later that day in a soft cast, joking around with crew members and showing off his battle wounds.

You just know that this probably happened to Bob Barker too…only it wasn’t his arm and it wasn’t an accident. Ewww. The price is wrong b-tch!

MSN is running a story today saying that Britney Spears has told close friends that she is pregnant again, and just to class things up a little more, she’s not sure who the father is. NW Magazine says:

Britney Spears has stunned pals with news she is expecting again. However, even more shocking is the speculation flying around among her friends that the pop singer doesn’t know which one of her recent lovers is the father.
“She’s been secretly filling her pals in on the good news since last week," an insider tells. Britney is in shock herself, this definitely wasn’t planned. But she’s thrilled just the same."

Britney will say and do anything to get attention these days, even strip down to her bra and panties in Malibu to show off her cottage cheese thighs to the paps. "That’s it boys, get my good side, that’s right my back side." You just know Britney peed in the water. The last person to do that was Paris Hilton and the governator of California has to declare an ecological disaster. After Britney peed even the sharks turned belly up. Save the whales!

One of Britney’s backup dancers has declared on her MySpace that Britney will start shooting her Get Back music video tomorrow. That’s the first in two years. She says:

BRITNEY SPEARS MUSIC VIDEO
SO…YES…TODAYS THE DAY!!! WERE SHOOTN MISS BRITS 1ST VIDEO OFF HER NEW ALBUM….ITS GOING TO BE HOTTTT!

I hope they have a big cgi buttget to make the frappuccino queen look thin again. Hopefully she’ll shave before her video. Britney makes Tara Reid look hot. Obviously the whole story about Britney being pregnant was more smelly air from Britney.

Just before looney toons here went for an unscheduled swim she signed some legal papers. Somebody timed those papers perfectly.