Adrian Grenier was spotted making out with Paris Hilton in Las Vegas over the weekend, but he doesn’t want to admit he got past first base. Here’s more:

“Adrian is resistant because this is Paris Hilton,” says a spy. “She’s way more into him and was all over him. But he’s being good and hasn’t slept with her. They did make out, and Adrian felt that was too much.” Hilton’s rep insists that the two are “nothing more than friends.”

Sleeping with Paris is as bad as sleeping with Pamela Anderson, or taking a dip in a pool of toxic medical waste. Adrian is guaranteed to get herpes from Paris if she’s active, but don’t forget you can still get syphilis from oral sex, and anal sex is still sex no matter what your Catholic priest tells you. Only a true man whore would be tempted by a girl with a known contagious STD like Paris. Men usually understand when another man needs to wet his weenie, and the girl isn’t so hot, but no one can condone risking having Mr. weenie rot and fall off after doing Paris, especially when there are plenty of other tuna in the sea.