Lindsay Lohan Doesn’t Want to Pay for Bottled Water

We never would have guessed that being sober would result in another opportunity to be "sponsored."

Lindsay Lohan’s no-go 21st birthday party in Las Vegas was notably going to be underwritten by a vodka company - controversial because the until-then underage alcoholic would be leaving rehab to attend.

According to the Gatecrasher, the Ginger is seeking another kind of patronage, this time for elements essential to her sobriety.

It’s H2O-a-go-go for the clean and sober Lindsay Lohan. Says a snitch: "A rep or assistant called Evian’s office on Tuesday, asking for free shipments of Evian to be delivered to Lindsay."

Let’s get this straight. The girl, who famously for smuggled contraband booze around in a water bottle when she was claiming to be sober, is looking for free Evian?

Will Evian bite? Maybe they can use it to start a new ad campaign.

What’s in YOUR Evian bottle?

And, Lindsay, is this some new 13th step to the AA process taught only at Promises?

"Profited from our addiction wherever possible and expected handouts at every turn."

The party is still on for Lindsay Lohan

Regardless entering into rehab, wrecking a car into a tree or pictures surfing around of her with a knife to her friend’s throat, none of the above or anything else can stop Lindsay Lohan from having her birthday bash that is going to be a blast.

Only a few weeks till her 21^st birthday, Lindsay went on the Ellen show to discuss her birthday plans “I’m going to milk it,” she said. “It’s a big birthday and I think it’s been a long time in coming for my friends in L.A. who have clubs … (soon they won’t) have to worry about getting in trouble because I’m underage.”

Things would have been spectacular for Lohan if Svedka Vodka still sponsor her party but unfortunately, they’d backed out. But it’s okay, there still be alcohol beverages for everyone and just enough for Lindsay to get smashed enough to mess up another vehicle, enter rehab once again and do mindless acts for the world to see. After all, this is the life of Lindsay Lohan.