The hanging judge who sentenced Paris Hilton to jail is demanding she report to court first thing Friday.  Seems he believes that he retains jurisdiction over Ms. Hilton and is none too pleased she was released for a "medical condition."

As reported earlier today, Hilton was ordered to finish her sentence at home, monitored by an ankle bracelet.  Of course, home is a four-bedroom, three-bath 2,700-square-foot abode, complete with a stripper pole.

Puh-leaze! That’s like being grounded by parents who think it’s cruel to take away your Wii, cell phone, and iPod – and then end up forgetting you’re even "on restriction" about four days in.

According to CBS News, regular folks were not amused by Hilton’s short stay and the reasons given for springing her early.

"If that had been me and I had a medical condition, they would have sent me to county medical. They have a facility in here, and then I would have been right back in my cell," released inmate LaToya Wilson told CBS News correspondent Bill Whitaker.

"Paris Hilton got a free get out of jail card today by manipulating and using her celebrity status to get out of jail," said civil rights activist Najee Ali.

Even Al Sharpton is on his way to L.A. to protest celebrity injustice in front of Hilton’s house.

Uh-oh.  Maybe those jokes about rioting in the streets aren’t so farfetched.

The official site for "I Know Who Killed Me" is up and running, and if you go HERE you can find some grainy video of Lindsay Lohan in her role as a stripper. If this movie bombs it will do for Lohan what Showgirls (1995) did for Elizabeth Berkley after she left Saved by the Bell. These roles can kill a career, especially when you’re already desperate to do at least one movie that doesn’t bomb. Even Striptease (1996) with Demi Moore didn’t do very well, but at least Demi can act. What can Lohan do besides party till 4:30 am?

The other night (pictured below), Lindsay Lohan was spotted at a gas station at 4:30 am not wearing a bra, and being followed by paparazzi. She hid her face, until she got into her car and forgot she was trying to hide her face, then she started posing again. Drugs cause short term memory loss. Drugs also cause girls to strip for cash to buy more drugs.