Yesterday was the premiere of Keeping Up With the Kardashians on E! It was all about body image, and acting like a whore. Like I said before it should have been called Ho in Da House. On this episode Kim Kardashian’s little grade school sister works the stripper pole like a pro. You know what that means. She’s gonna grow up and call herself Jasmine, strip for money, and hate men because they think of her as a sex object. Click below to find out what wholesome daddy Bruce Jenner does when he finds his little girl doing her stripper routine.

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Rose McGowan was being considered for a starring role in “Speed Racer,” but the studio felt her plastic surgery left her unrecognizable. Here’s more:

McGowan, 34, has admitted to having plastic surgery for an eye injury related to a car accident. But casting skeptics suspect she has had much more done, and that it cost her the role. "The studio felt like she was hard to recognize and worried that by the time the movie hit theaters, fans might not know who she was," says our insider.

When has plastic surgery stopped an actress from getting a role? You should have seen her before the accident. It’s faces like hers that they make halloween masks out of. In porn plastic surgery is considered a prerequiste. If the report said she didn’t get the role because she was too old to be believable, then I’d believe it. Rose wasn’t the only one passed over. Zac Efron was up for the title role, but wasn’t the right fit:

”During his auditions, Zac never connected to the romantic lead in the reading,” says our source. “By the second round, the casting crew didn’t feel he was believable as a leading man/hero.”

Zac looks completely gay. The only role he could play as a leading man that would make sense is something that requires a gay man like High School Musical. If they had switched the roles around and had Zac play the girl, and Rose play the guy, then it might have worked.

Rose McGowan and director Robert Rodriquez got engaged the other day. Now that her acting career may be in a bit of a slump she’s resorting to her back up plan. Bang a guy with some money while she’s still hot enough to hook him, then live on his money after the divorce. Men’s back up plan is winning the lottery. Here’s more:

Spies in L.A. report she’s been showing off a new diamond engagement ring from director Robert Rodriguez. McGowan met Rodriguez on the set of "Grindhouse" when he directed her as a peg-legged ex-stripper in his half of the double feature, "Planet Terror." He was soon divorcing his wife.

Not long after these two are married Rose will divorce him, take as much money as she can, and everyone will pat her on the back for screwing over a cheating man. All he’ll have left is one hand full of his manhood, and the other hand full of lottery tickets.

I’m not going to lie and say I was shocked to see Oscar de La Hoya in fishnet stockings. I’ve been expecting something like this for years. The lines that divided the sexes, the races, levels of intelligence, levels of health, and more are all being broken down. Pretty soon we’re all going to be either people without individual identities, or blobs of infected puss. These photos of Oscar were sold for $70,000 by Milana Dravnel, who was his ex girlfriend. Here’s what she said:

The photos are being peddled by a Scores West dancer, according to R. Couri Hay, the Gotham magazine columnist who scored the first interview with the twentysomething woman.

"She says she took the photos at the Ritz-Carlton in Philadelphia on May 17," Hay tells us. "I fully believe she is telling the truth. She had been reluctant to talk. But now that she’s being called a liar, she’s ready to sell her story. And, believe me, she has a lot of details."

I love that. She’s willing to “SELL,” not tell, her side of the story, and you better have the bucks cause she don’t screw people for free. Here’s what he said:

Embarrassing photos allegedly of boxing legend Oscar De La Hoya in drag circulated on the Internet yesterday, showing what X17online.com claimed was the fighter in a fishnet outfit, heels, ladies’ underwear and a wig. But Ramiro Gonzalez, a rep for De La Hoya’s Golden Boy Promotions, said, "Our position is that they are doctored pictures. We have our lawyers looking into this and we have no further comment." The shots were sold to the site by a former Scores West stripper who claims she met the boxer more than a year ago and role-played with him. "He would call himself Goldie," a middleman told us.

When I was thirteen years old, I started to really like girls, and I was curious, so I snuck into a girls bathroom. I hid in the first stall with the door closed, so I could peek through the crack hoping to see girls changing. Instead of changing, several girls saddled up on the toilets in the other stalls. They were even talking to each other while they let out the loudest and smelliest farts I’ve every experienced. One girl even slipped a tampon under the dividing wall for the other to borrow, and by borrow I don’t mean return when she’s done with it. The bell rang, and the girls left the bathroom, which allowed me to make my escape. I lost interest in girls after that until high school, when a surge of hormones dropped my IQ by about 100 points. I expect this is what happened to Oscar the day he dressed up in fishnet stockings at the request of a stripper he wanted to bone. At the time he could say at least he didn’t have to pay for it, but he will now.

This photo of Rumer Willis in the upcoming Anna Faris film is just so…well, strange. For one thing, she looks like an underage stripper with Scoliosis. She bears a striking resemblance to Joan Cusack’s character from Sixteen Candles. And yet this is the hottest she’s ever looked. Now that’s just sad.

Britney Spears took the kids out for a late night dinner at Italian restaurant Cravings in west Hollywood. Momma Britney wore a black see-thru dress with a thong just for the kids. Freud would have a lot to say about this. Britney reminds me of those stripper mommas that walk around their home naked in front of the kids, and have a new boyfriend over every night, and when the kids ask who he is, the mom always says he’s uncle so and so.

There’s nothing wrong with Britney showing off her body. If you had a fat back and cottage cheese thighs, wouldn’t you want to show off your hot body?