US Magazine reports that Kate Hudson’s ex, Owen Wilson, was spotted pedaling, then parking at a prime peek-a-boo palace.

Owen Wilson reportedly cycled to NYC strip club Scores West Side on a mountain bike, parked his two-wheeler at the checkroom, and then sat down to enjoy the topless talent.

That’s one way to avoid a post-lap-dance DUI.

Hey you! Butterscotch Stallion. Next time, keep a low profile. Take the subway.

The hanging judge who sentenced Paris Hilton to jail is demanding she report to court first thing Friday.  Seems he believes that he retains jurisdiction over Ms. Hilton and is none too pleased she was released for a "medical condition."

As reported earlier today, Hilton was ordered to finish her sentence at home, monitored by an ankle bracelet.  Of course, home is a four-bedroom, three-bath 2,700-square-foot abode, complete with a stripper pole.

Puh-leaze! That’s like being grounded by parents who think it’s cruel to take away your Wii, cell phone, and iPod – and then end up forgetting you’re even "on restriction" about four days in.

According to CBS News, regular folks were not amused by Hilton’s short stay and the reasons given for springing her early.

"If that had been me and I had a medical condition, they would have sent me to county medical. They have a facility in here, and then I would have been right back in my cell," released inmate LaToya Wilson told CBS News correspondent Bill Whitaker.

"Paris Hilton got a free get out of jail card today by manipulating and using her celebrity status to get out of jail," said civil rights activist Najee Ali.

Even Al Sharpton is on his way to L.A. to protest celebrity injustice in front of Hilton’s house.

Uh-oh.  Maybe those jokes about rioting in the streets aren’t so farfetched.

Les Deux is feeling the heat from the ABC (Alcohol Beverage Control) in LA, after paparazzi cameras caught Lindsay Lohan hanging out there just hours before her DUI crash, and arrest. Of course, Les Deux denies serving Lindsay booze, however there is this from the LA Times:

Authorities are trying to crack down on one of the worst-kept secrets in Hollywood: underage stars partying hard at trendy clubs on the Sunset Strip and Hollywood Boulevard. Doormen at Hollywood hot spots have been lifting the velvet rope for teen stars for years. Two decades ago, Drew Barrymore became tabloid fodder after being spotted drinking at Hollywood clubs when she was 13 and 14. These days, there’s no hiding the illicit behavior, thanks to the aggressive tactics of Hollywood’s ever-expanding paparazzi corps, who document celebrities through every nightclub-hopping step.

There’s a picture that just surfaced of baby Lindsay with her truck stop hooker looking mama Dina. All that bragging Dina has done about partying with her daughter, has resulted in all fingers pointing to her leathery face as the cause of Lindsay’s problems. Oh look we’ve got a picture of the druggy duo right here. They grow up so fast.

The official site for "I Know Who Killed Me" is up and running, and if you go HERE you can find some grainy video of Lindsay Lohan in her role as a stripper. If this movie bombs it will do for Lohan what Showgirls (1995) did for Elizabeth Berkley after she left Saved by the Bell. These roles can kill a career, especially when you’re already desperate to do at least one movie that doesn’t bomb. Even Striptease (1996) with Demi Moore didn’t do very well, but at least Demi can act. What can Lohan do besides party till 4:30 am?

The other night (pictured below), Lindsay Lohan was spotted at a gas station at 4:30 am not wearing a bra, and being followed by paparazzi. She hid her face, until she got into her car and forgot she was trying to hide her face, then she started posing again. Drugs cause short term memory loss. Drugs also cause girls to strip for cash to buy more drugs.