Steve Martin was a guest on last night’s Colbert Report. Stephen Colbert went completely nuts when Martin walked though his line of sight.

This is just another parody of the Christian Bale rant. Bale will hopefully get the message that he needs to exercise some self control. Maybe he could use his acting skills.

After what to appears to be a proposal at the beach, 61-year-old Steve Martin married his 35-year-old writer girlfriend Anne Stringfield over the weekend. The surprise ceremony took place at Steve’s home in Los Angeles. Afterwards Steve asked his new wife, "what are all these people doing here?" His wife said, "we just got married, remember?" Steve just gazed at his new wife lovingly and said, "you’re so great, you remind me of the daughter I never had," then he ran around giving everyone high fives.

The Los Angeles Commission On Assaults Against Women celebrated their 35th Annual Humanitarian Awards at the Beverly Hills Hotel last night.

Steve Martin joined pal Harrison Ford and his honey, and LACAAW spokeswoman, Calista Flockhart, who dazzled on the red carpet in gold Gucci, as the organization honored those people who help make the world a better place.

I don’t think Steve Martin has aged since the 1970’s. I wish I could meet him in person.