A non-profit women’s group in Detroit call Full and Fabulous paid Star Jones $30,000 to speak at their "Health, Beauty and Self-Esteem Expo" during the 2006 Super Bowl, but she never showed up. They claim to have paid for first class airfare, a five-star hotel suite, and the cash just to get blown off. Why would that group choose Star to speak about peer pressure on fat girls, when Star had to have surgery to lose the weight. She’s no longer one of them. Living up to her image means those girls would have to resort to surgery in some case. Sounds unhealthy.

Star says she never got paid. Her rep issued the following statement:

"It is unfortunate that Mr. Wilson and this for-profit Expo has chosen to so gravely distort the facts surrounding this speaking engagement for their benefit. Ms. Jones’ lecture agency William Morris was contacted on April 18, 2005 to have her speak at an Expo on February 4, 2006 for $25,000. Per the accepted terms of the deal a deposit was to be issued by the organizers on July 4, 2005 with the balance being submitted 48 hours prior to the scheduled travel date."

Star’s rep goes on: "However, the balance was never provided and after countless attempts to save the date; the William Morris Agency had no other choice but to cancel the date and advise the booking agency that they were in breach of contract. At no time did Ms. Jones receive or accept $30,000 as stated by Mr. Wilson and had no direct contact with this for-profit Expo. The real shame is that, Ms. Jones honored all contractual terms of the deal but this organization did not and have now fabricated a story to make a name for themselves on hers."

Star sounds like the lawyer that she is. Sleazy.

Janet Jackson was at the US Open Tennis Tournament looking slimmer. Just a few months ago she had blown up like a big balloon. For some keeping the weight off is really difficult. For Janet her career demands she be thin and attractive. It might be a good career move for her to get gastric bypass surgery. It helped Star Jones. Best of luck to Janet.

Star Jones has always been sensitive about her ballooning weight, and people comparing her to the good year blimp, but that’s no excuse for lying to her fans, even though we had proof she had gastric bypass surgery. Yahoo and People are reporting that Star, who has a new show to promote, has finally admitted that indeed her incredibly hot body is the result of gastric bypass surgery. She had claimed her dramatic loss of about 160 pounds was due to self discipline, exercise, and strict dieting. It must suck to be one of those people who saw her as an inspiration, and frustrated themselves to near suicide trying to achieve the same weight loss following Star’s recipe for success, minus the surgery. Her husband probably still thinks she’s a real pig in the sack, which is why he needs to come out from the closet himself.

The irony in all this is that Star Jones is in the current issue of Glamour magazine. What’s next?:

(a) Britney in Working Mother Magazine

(b) LiLo in My Weekly Reader

(c) Paris Hilton in Car and Driver

The bottom line…No matter how much celebrities like Nicole Richie and Star Jones weigh, they’re still UGLY. Star’s face still looks like a dead Rhino’s butt. After mistakenly imagining star in a bikini for a brief moment today, my penis is now just for show.

Enjoy the video below. I did.

Picture this:

“It was around 2 a.m.-Star Jones, clad in a black mini-skirt was getting freaky with her husband Al Reynolds… Mr. Reynolds was gyrating up against Mrs. Jones’ backside, his hand positioned oddly on top of her head, while hers clutched the back of his thigh.”

Imagine you’re at the zoo checking out the gorillas with a banana in your hand, but someone left the cage door open. You’d be knocked to the ground, and an 800 pound gorilla would be grinding on you with your banana in the gorilla’s hand. Sounds frightening doesn’t it? Yeah, it’s kinda like that.

Star Jones threw a birthday party for husband Al Reynolds that was expensive, but that look on his face as he visually assessed his wife’s beauty from behind is just priceless. Can you feel the love?