Posh Spice is apparently Pushy Spice.

Victoria Beckham, perhaps taking some lessons from Angelina Jolie’s techniques during the press tour for A Mighty Heart, is throwing her (light)weight around.

Page Six reports that Beckham’s reps "forced reporters to sign contracts before interviewing her."

What was Beckham’s goal? To ensure that reporters asked her questions about her truncated snoozefest reality show "Victoria Beckham: Coming to America," and only that.

Who does she think she is? (Oh yeah…right…she thinks she’s Angelina.)

Here’s the thing: If you can’t ask her about her boobs, hottie-pants David Beckham, their friendship with Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, the Scientology rumors, and the Spice Girls reunion, there’s not much to an interview with Posh. Just as there isn’t much to her, literally.

Bummer that she and her reps are the only ones who don’t get it.

The ratings of her "special" could be a wake-up call, but probably not.

Pinch yourself–you’re NOT dreaming, although this could be a very vivid nightmare.  US is reporting that The Spice Girls are going on tour:

The Spice Girls officially announced on Thursday that all five original members — Melanie "Sporty Spice" Chisholm, 33, Emma "Baby Spice" Bunton 32, and Melanie "Scary Spice" Brown, 32, Geri "Ginger Spice" Halliwell, 34, and 33-year-old Victoria"Posh Spice" Beckham -– will reunite for 11 concerts around the world in December and January. The shows will be their first concerts since breaking up in 2001.

There’s no word yet on whether they will be enlisting new names for the tour, but we suggest:  Melanie "My Arthritis Keeps Me From Playing Sports Spice" Chisholm, Emma "Even My Eggs Are Over the Hill Spice" Bunton, Melanie "I Don’t Fall For No Banana In the Tailpipe Either Eddie Murphy Spice" Brown, Geri "My Solo Career Flopped And Now I Wear Moo Moo’s Spice" Halliwell, and, finally, Victoria "I May Be a Butterface But I Scored a Hot Husband Spice" Beckham. 

"Imagine you got divorced and you’ve got back together with your ex-husband," said Halliwell, who quit the group to pursue a solo career in 1998.

"She just appreciates the fact we’ve let her back in," joked Beckham.

Note to Beckham:  You’re lucky we allowed you in the U.S.

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