Spencer Pratt is negotiating a deal for his new wife Heidi Montag to pose for Playboy.

The deal would pay Montag $500,000, and she won’t even have to take her clothes off. Heidi would just have to do some sexy pics you could find anywhere.

Sounds like a giant waste of time unless Heidi takes her clothes off. We want to see if that boob job was really worth the money.

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt got married for real on April 25 at the Westminster Presbyterian Church in Pasadena, California. It didn’t seem like much of a big deal to us. We’re wondering how much more the couple can do for publicity to make some easy cash. A baby could be next.

Check out a bunch of wedding pictures here.

On the fourth season of The Hills, which airs next month on MTV, Spencer Pratt is caught flirting with a female bar tender, a guy rats him out to Heidi Montag, and it seems as those two seem to be splitting, Heidi and Lauren Conrad have a cry their eyes out as they renew their friendship. It’s a good thing Heidi and Spencer didn’t really get married.

This season is all about the DRAMA!

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt spent time in Mexico last week letting the paparazzi get some tasty pictures of Heidi. The couple were supposedly on their honeymoon. It doesn’t even matter if these are legally married or not, just as long as Spencer keeps getting Heidi to show off that body before it starts to sag.

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt sold a photo shoot of the pair getting married in Mexico to Us Weekly. The Huffington Post reports:

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt appear on the Wednesday cover of Us Weekly with the headline "Heidi & Spencer Elope!" But were their nuptials a legal marriage, or just an elaborate photo shoot?

Images given to Us Weekly by the couple, show the pair at various stages of a wedding ceremony at a chapel near Cabo San Lucas, Mexico on Nov. 20. The accompanying story features an interview with the Montag and Pratt, as well as details about the rings, Montag’s dress, and the content of their handwritten vows.

The story does not address whether they obtained a marriage license or took part in a separate civil ceremony, which is required by Mexican law to make the union binding.

A couple can register their marriage up to 10 days after a ceremony, but California does not recognize marriage ceremonies outside the United States, according to the state’s Department of Public Health. A couple can petition a court later to have their marriage legally recognized.

We still don’t know if Montag or Pratt are legally married, but that’s okay, because no one seems to care.