Bill Mays pitches a new product on South Park that gets blood out of your underwear. The fact that Mays is being remembered says a lot about his star power.

Susan Boyle is everywhere, even on South Park.

South Park Season 12 shows Steven Spielberg and George Lucas arrested for raping Indiana Jones. After seeing these clips I can see why the Chinese government had this episode pulled. Viacom isn’t too happy these videos are up on YouTube either, and they’re pulling them down as fast as they go up, but they love the fact the publicity is fattening up their South Park cash cow.

How do Star Wars and Indiana Jones fans feel about this episode?

Mr. Garrison is the teacher on South Park who got a sex change to become a women, but after seeing the woman who is pregnant and yet claims she is a man, Thomas Beatie, on Oprah, Mr. Garrison realizes he was just confused and wants to go back to being a man. The only problem he needs a new penis. He gets one by the end of the show. Happy ending for Mr. Garrison, but for the child of Thomas Beatie, there will only be a lot of confusion and stigma from a society that will have a lot of trouble accepting a woman who says she’s a man. Society sees the reality that Beatie is a woman, but due to her own untreated psychological issues Beatie cannot accept herself for what she is, a woman with a desire to be a man. That condition is partially called penis envy, which Sigmund Freud identified in his work. Some call the majority of society homophobic for not accepting Beatie’s choice to live as a man, even though she has a uterus and a vagina, and is now pregnant. The truth is that Beatie needs psychological help because she is in reality a woman, who is going to bring a child into the world who will have to deal with Beatie’s psychological issues as well. It’s Beatie that needs help, not the majority of society.

Britney Spears is now immortal. South Park made an episode about the train wreck. The South Park kids pretend to be Britney’s kids, so they can get a picture of her to make quick cash, but it pushes Britney over the edge. This episode is just like real life. over the top, but so is Britney’s life. At the end the torch passes to Miley Cyrus.