Jenna Jameson may have a fat wallet, but her claim that she’s not anorexic is wearing thin. Below are Jenna and Kim Kardashian whoring it, I mean, hamming it up. Kim has always been a ham, and Jenna looks like she could really use a thick slice of ham.

Jim Carrey might be known for his zany sense of humor, but girlfriend Jenny McCarthy appears to be dead serious about her body. TMZ posted this photo of her on a recent vacation with Jim in Hawaii. McCarthy has admitted to using Weight Watchers to help her lose the baby weight she gained after having her son. Can you imagine being an overweight, suburban mom who can’t fit into her size 14 jeans and this skinny beeyatch shows up? I’m surprised they didn’t beat her, tie her up, and force her to eat a gallon of Chubby Hubby.

Apparently Jenna Jameson has gone on the Nicole Richie diet of air, air, and more air…with an occasional diet coke. This is what she looked like for a photo shoot in Malibu on Monday. It’s just sad when you consider that she used to look fairly healthy, as in the photo below. She will definitely have to find a new profession, as she would crack in half if she tried to do a porn flick at this point.

The rumor around town is that Jenna wants Scarlet Johannson to play her in an upcoming biopic but, looking like this, she might want to target Courtney Love.