Shia LaBeouf seemed overly excited to meet a random girl pulled off the street and put on stage by Today Show staff. Sure it’s more than Megan Fox did for rose boy, but this looks more like someone just threw fresh meat into the lion cage.

Shia LaBeouf finally admitted in an interview with Playboy, that he went on a date with Rihanna. When the news broke of the hookup in August of 2007 both denied it, but now Shia admits it:

"It never got beyond one date. The spark wasn’t there. We weren’t passionate about each other in that way, so we remain friends."

Passion wasn’t the problem, it was Shia’s little peen.

Shia LaBeouf told Playboy in a interview for their upcoming issue about his first time sleeping with a girl:

"I was shaking in my boots."

"Getting n*ked was very strange. It was the first time I’d been naked in the light, in front of a girl, with no hiding place."

"I remember putting a pillow underneath her because I had seen that in a p*rn movie. It put her at a weird angle, where I couldn’t get in correctly. I’m not extremely well-endowed … and clearly this wasn’t the move."

"We had a lot of sex and would read the Kama Sutra together and do the wildest sh*t."

Lucky for Shia, this girl dated him for a while, and gave him some instruction on how to use his tool. She probably told him "size doesn’t matter, it’s how you use it that counts." Unfortunately it sounds like Shia still doesn’t know how to use it very well, because he can’t seem to keep a girlfriend around for long.

In a previous interview Shia talked about his intimate feelings for his mother:

"Probably the sexiest woman I know is my mother. She’s an ethereal angel. Nobody looks like that woman. If I could meet my mother and marry her, I would. I would be with my mother now, if she weren’t my mother, as sick as that sounds."

A mother doesn’t care how well endowed you are, she’ll love you just the same.

I wonder if Shia thinks opening up in these interviews will makes girls more attracted to him, because he’s so sensitive.

Two and a half minutes of footage from the upcoming Transformers 2 Revenge of the Fallen has hit the Internet.

Looks good.

Shia LaBeouf has gone from actor to music video director. Shia recently directed the music video for the song Minds Awake performed by his favorite band Rumspringa. Shia was at the Troubadour watching Rumspringa just before he injured his hand in a car accident last year.