Sheryl Crow announced today that she had adopted a two-week old baby boy. “I am so excited to share with you guys that I’ve adopted a little boy,” the singer wrote on her official website.

“His name is Wyatt (after my dad) Steven (after my little brother and Scooter) and we are enjoying some very private family time.”

Sheryl did not provide any details as to where the baby was born, or on the circumstances that led to him being put up for adoption.

Let’s hope she didn’t buy a foreign baby. When he grows up he might want to use the bathroom at his friends house, because Sheryl has a one square rule at her house.

“I have spent the better part of this tour trying to come up with easy ways for us all to become a part of the solution to global warming. Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating. I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting.”

- Whacky Sheryl Crow talking about her (un)realistic and (stupid) genius ideas to save the planet.

My advice is to wipe your butt until it’s clean. Save the planet without sacrificing personal health and hygiene.

Former Gangs of New York costars Cameron Diaz and Leonardo DiCaprio catch up at the In Style/Warner Bros. after-party at the Beverly Hilton Hotel. The duo chatted for a half-hour, at times, whispering into each other’s ears, seemingly oblivious to Diaz’s ex Justin Timberlake, who was holding court with a bevy of ladies.

Justin Timberlake cozies up to Sheryl Crow and Eva Longoria at the In Style/Warner Bros. party, a safe distance from Diaz. All the playful attention (Crow kissed Timberlake on the cheek, while Longoria pulled at his collar) caused the newly single pop star to break out into a little happy dance as he nibbled on dumplings, egg rolls and pork buns.

Sheryl Crow looked like she was wearing a fake tan Tuesday, but she didn’t quite cover her forehead, and she got some on her shirt.

Sheryl Crow pranked John Mayer in her bikini after he came out a previous day to play in his bear suit during their tour together. Sheryl is looking good.

The rest of the pictures after the jump…

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