Sheryl Crow Says Jennifer Aniston Dumped Brad

Sheryl Crow is attention seeking these days, and says Jennifer Aniston was the one who dumped Brad Pitt. Um yeah, after he cheated on her with Angelina Jolie. Sheryl said:

"For both of us, the perceived idea is that, in our big relationships, we both got dumped. Believe me, this is not true. Neither one of us has ever gotten dumped. No one ever knows what goes on in relationships. Unfortunately, for some people like Jennifer and me, so much is written about things that you don’t say, and so many emotions are attributed to you that you haven’t had."

Obviously Sheryl still isn’t over Lance Armstrong, but hey she beat breast cancer, so celebrate life.

The National Enquirer reports a friend of Jennifer’s said:

"Once Jen saw the writing on the wall, she dumped Brad. She took a cold, hard look at her marriage and realised it was irretrievably broken. She and Brad had vastly different personal agendas and feelings about love, career and having a family."

Exactly. Brad wanted a family, and now he has it. Jennifer didn’t want a family, and she doesn’t. Jennifer just hangs around Courteney Cox’s family all day, which causes problems in Courteney’s marriage. Great friend.

Lance Armstrong and Ashley Olsen Not Dating

Lance Armstrong says, despite his daughter taking Ashley Olsen to show and tell the other day, “Ashley Olsen and I are strictly friends. We have hung out amongst other friends, and she strikes me as a nice, smart lady.”

Sheryl Crow was reportedly unhappy about Lance and Ashley dating. She said on her blog, “Lance and I are friends. I have a lot of respect for him and what he does in the world of cancer. What he does in his personal life … is none of my business. Nor would I ever comment on it.”

The age difference alone between Lance and Ashley makes it unlikely they would ever seriously date. Sleep together maybe, but nothing more than that.

Jennifer Aniston Denies Baby Buying Rumor

Jennifer Aniston says she is not in the process of adopting a child. Though OK! Magazine’s cover claims that Aniston was inspired by Sheryl Crow and new "boyfriend" Paul Sculfor to adopt, it just isn’t so.

Aniston’s rep says, "It is completely false. Jennifer has not met with any adoption agencies."

Whew, that’s a relief.

Jennifer Aniston Adopting a Baby Boy

If Jennifer Aniston gets her way, she’ll soon be the adoptive single mother to a bouncing baby boy, just like Sheryl Crow, Calista Flockhart, Sharon Stone, Mia Farrow…my fingers are getting tired, but you get the idea.

OK! magazine reports that the process is underway.

Inspired by her good friend Sheryl Crow, who just became a mom to adopted son Wyatt, Jennifer Aniston is seriously considering adopting a baby. The 38-year-old actress has met with the same adoption agency that helped bring Sheryl and her son together. Jen has also been spotted buying a ton of baby products. All she has to do is set up a nursery in her 15-million, 9,000-square-foot pad in Beverly Hills — the house she’s been renovating since October.

Hmmmm…..a new man who looks an awful lot like Brad Pitt. Check.

Quest for the coolest accessory - an adopted baby. Check.

It appears that Aniston may be on her way to morphing into Angelina Jolie.

All she needs now is a great rack, fuller lips, and just a little touch of the crazy.

Sheryl Crow Adopts a Baby Boy

Sheryl Crow announced today that she had adopted a two-week old baby boy. “I am so excited to share with you guys that I’ve adopted a little boy,” the singer wrote on her official website.

“His name is Wyatt (after my dad) Steven (after my little brother and Scooter) and we are enjoying some very private family time.”

Sheryl did not provide any details as to where the baby was born, or on the circumstances that led to him being put up for adoption.

Let’s hope she didn’t buy a foreign baby. When he grows up he might want to use the bathroom at his friends house, because Sheryl has a one square rule at her house.