Mark Ballas got erect after bumping and grinding with Shawn Johnson on Dancing with the Stars. Mark had to keep pulling Shawn in front of him to hide from the cameras.

Luckily Shawn’s stalker Robert O’ Ryan will probably be heading to jail. That thing in Mark’s pants is another story.

By request, here’s Shawn Johnson and Mark Ballas dancing on Dancing with the Stars.

She’s as cute as a chipmunk.

The answer is Nastia Liukin (right) and Shawn Johnson (left). The question is:

Which two perky Olympian teammates are really bitter rivals? One spiked the other’s protein shake with laxatives before a big competition, but her plan backfired when her nemesis not only powered through the competition but beat her so-called friend anyway.

It’s hard to say who did what since Nastia beat Shawn in one competition, and Shawn beat Nastia in another. Both took home gold and silver Olympic medals.

Shawn Johnson (16) won an Olympic gold medal, and a couple of silver medals in gymnastics. Every time I saw her smile I couldn’t help but notice how she reminded me of a mouse or a beaver. It’s the pony tail that does it. That doesn’t mean she isn’t cute, as evidenced by the picture of Shawn in a bikini below.

When Shawn got a gold medal her mother broke down into tears. Shawn’s parents mortgaged their home several times to keep her in gymnastics, so she could pursue her Olympic dream. Let’s hope she gets some juicy endorsement deals to pay back those loans.