In Hollywood celebrities think they can park in handicapped spaces as long as their car color matches the handicapped sign, but Sharon Stone violated the other part of that rule. She double parked in a handicapped space, which is only allowed when a celebrity is driving an SUV. Sharon used the "handicapped people are stupid" line with the officer who pulled up one pant leg to reveal his prosthetic lower leg. Then she followed the same advice she gives teenage girls, she offered to relieve some of his stress with her mouth. Not sure how that works, but it sounds like an ancient Chinese secret, and fun. This just made the officer angry since he just lost his little jimmy in a motorcycle accident a few months ago, which is why he stands this way. Finally, Sharon used the Paris Hilton excuse, that she didn’t know it was against the law to park in a handicap space since it’s rectangular like all the other spaces. She’s old, and all she has to offer now are excuses.

If Jennifer Aniston gets her way, she’ll soon be the adoptive single mother to a bouncing baby boy, just like Sheryl Crow, Calista Flockhart, Sharon Stone, Mia Farrow…my fingers are getting tired, but you get the idea.

OK! magazine reports that the process is underway.

Inspired by her good friend Sheryl Crow, who just became a mom to adopted son Wyatt, Jennifer Aniston is seriously considering adopting a baby. The 38-year-old actress has met with the same adoption agency that helped bring Sheryl and her son together. Jen has also been spotted buying a ton of baby products. All she has to do is set up a nursery in her 15-million, 9,000-square-foot pad in Beverly Hills — the house she’s been renovating since October.

Hmmmm…..a new man who looks an awful lot like Brad Pitt. Check.

Quest for the coolest accessory – an adopted baby. Check.

It appears that Aniston may be on her way to morphing into Angelina Jolie.

All she needs now is a great rack, fuller lips, and just a little touch of the crazy.

A woman’s boyfriend paid $350,000 so she could kiss George Clooney. Does she know where his mouth has been? She also got a seven-day Mediterranean getaway on a private boat. Most men wouldn’t accept $350,000 to let George Clooney kiss their girlfriend. Maybe it turns him on. What do you think George would have done if the girl would have demanded a refund because the kiss SUCKED!? It’s so ironic this girl turned out to be hot. When I did the kissing booth for my high school events, all the girls were fat and ugly.

Michelle Rodriguez offered to kiss Sharon Stone if bidders would go higher on a private tennis lesson from guest Monica Seles. (The bidders did, but Rodriguez didn’t pucker up.) Rodriguez is such a tease. (source)