Gary Coleman told The Insider that he and his wife, Shannon Price, who he married secretly in August of 2007, have never been intimate, not even on their wedding night. Poor Gary. He’s the loneliest guy in the universe. Someone needs to adopt him, or hire him. He doesn’t have many skills, but he can shine shoes like nobody’s business. Anyway, the couple’s marriage can be summed up like this: she says Gary is violent which concerns her and Gary doesn’t think it’s a big deal, and they’ve never been intimate to which Gary says, “It will happen when it happens.” Gary must be satisfied already with Rosie palm. This marriage was all about Shannon getting Gary’s Ebay money. It’s hard to imagine this marriage lasting beyond the Fall.