A few days before Halloween Paris Hilton was in Toronto. She was in a part of town where there are porn stores, when she stumbled on one that had posters of her One Night in Paris tape offering them for sale. Long story short, you can read the rest here, Paris started tearing posters down when they wouldn’t comply with her request to remove them. Paris is in the picture dressed as the skeleton by the cash register. Paris should be grateful because she was nobody until that sex tape came out. Click here to see the in store surveillance video. If she gets this mad at a porn store, imagine what she’s going to do when she finds out French XXX magazine New Look has put her picture on the cover, and gave her a few pages inside. See the pics here.

The Amy Fisher sex tape from Red Light District now has a preview video. Click here to watch it. She has a deep voice. Was she originally born a boy?

David Linley (45) is the royal that was not supposed to be named in the blackmail extortion plot in which two men were arrested after demanding money. The two men demanded £50,000 from 45-year-old Linley in return for footage allegedly showing a royal aide talking of gay sex with him. The aide is also allegedly seen on a video tape taking cocaine from an envelope embossed with Linley’s name. Talking about gay sex? Ha ha ha ha ha! That’s why they were only asking for £50,000, it’s not even a sex tape.

About the Lord, David Albert Charles Armstrong-Jones, Viscount Linley (born 3 November 1961), known professionally as David Linley, is a member of the British Royal Family, the son of Princess Margaret, Countess of Snowdon and 12th in the line of succession to the British throne. Lord Linley also has a relationship with Oprah … he made her a desk. Lord Linley is a manufacturer of furniture, upholstery and interior design products known for their neoclassical appearance, dramatic use of inlaid woods, and attractiveness to high-profile clients, such as Oprah.

It’s just too bad it wasn’t Prince Harry.

Amy Fisher is a criminal that tried to kill Joey Buttafuoco’s wife by shooting her in the head. Amy made a sex tape with her ex husband Lou Bellera who sold the rights to Red Light District. Read more if you care here.

A rumor is now circulating that a British Royal sex tape exists, and two men were arrested back on September 11 for trying to blackmail an unidentified British Royal to get money in exchange for not releasing the tape to the public. If the tape does exist who might that Royal person be? Hmmm. I’m going to take a wild guess here and say it could be Dirty Harry, allegedly. The AP says:

LONDON, England (AP) — Police have arrested two men over an attempt to blackmail a member of the British royal family with an alleged sex tape, a newspaper reported. Buckingham Palace could not immediately be reached for comment about the report. The Sunday Times said the pair had approached the unnamed family member and demanded 50,000 pounds ($100,000) not to publicize a video allegedly showing the royal engaged in a sex act. The blackmailers also claimed to have evidence suggesting the royal had supplied an aide with an envelope containing cocaine, the newspaper said. The newspaper said it could not identify the royal family member for legal reasons. It said the blackmailers’ target contacted police and two suspects were arrested at a London hotel on September 11 after an undercover police operation.

Buckingham Palace could not immediately be reached for comment.

In response to questions about the report, the Metropolitan Police said only that two men, aged 30 and 40, had appeared at a London court on September 13 charged with blackmail. They were ordered detained until a hearing at London’s Central Criminal Court on December 20. The force would give no details of the case or identify the suspects.

With the British Royals always acting so civilized and proper, a sex tape sounds like it might put me to sleep. The only sex tape coming from British Royals that would be shocking, is one that showed Prince Harry and Prince William having gay sex with each other, and yet, the tape would still be painfully boring.