Paris Hilton is dating 21-year-old t-shirt designer Tyler Atkins from Australia. His label, Rock Stars and Angels, is available in trendy L.A. boutiques like Kitson. Paris and her new boy toy were spotted on the sand outside the Polaroid Beach House in Malibu on Saturday "making out like teenagers." Here’s a little tid bit from an interview with rocket scientist Tyler:

"She’s like a full pill-popper … she brought out these pills and because I was drunk I went, ’Yeah, f_ _ k it – I’ll just have one. Why not? And she gave me like four of these pills that were like Vicodin; they were like Rohypnols or something. Heavy, heavy."

"And she drugged me, this famous chick. … I woke up in her spa bath with her and her best friend. We were in the spa bath, full-on threesome."

"And then I don’t remember anything else. I remember waking up at 5 o’clock in the afternoon in between them both … I couldn’t find my clothes in the whole house. [I was] just tripping, just going, ’What did this girl give me?’ It was gnarly, eh?"

"I couldn’t find my clothes. I got dropped down on Sunset Blvd. … I had no minutes left on my phone, so I couldn’t call anyone. Looking like a freak in girls’ clothes."

If you’ve ever seen a movie called Fast Times at Ridgemont High with Sean Penn playing a perpetually stoned pot head, then you’ll easily recognize that Tyler is his twin brother. Click here to see a clip. Back then Sean (Jeff Spicolli) could say “Man, those guys are Fags!,” and he didn’t have his career threatened for saying a Gay slur. How times have changed. Tyler’s living the American dream. Despite having only one brain cell he is still successful as a T-Shirt designer. Fast forward another twenty years and imagine Tyler as President of the United States of America and Paris as his first lady. It could happen, only in America. Click here to see what looks like Sean Penn trying out for the part he played in Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

There’s more, despite one failed album Paris Hilton is apparently working on a new album and tells E! Online:

"I’m already working on my new record. I’ve been in meetings with Scott [Storch] and we’ve been working on it. I’ve been working on it with Scott for a few weeks."

So much for the good causes Paris said she’d be working on. LIAR! And apparently she’s taking it seriously. An insider says she’s been taking voice lessons and is determined to make her music career succeed. The insider says:

"She takes voice lessons several times a week. She’s really serious about her music career. Of all her projects, her music is the most important to her. She really works very hard to be taken seriously in the industry and make good music people will enjoy."

We need another Paris album like we need another plague.

Listen below to hear Paris butcher Rod Stewart’s “Do Ya Think I’m Sexy?” My ears are bleeding.

Talk about old rumors.  Madonna and John F. Kennedy Jr. were hanging out in the 80’s and John-John died in the 90’s.  It’s now 2007, yet there’s a new book full of supposed revelations.

JFK Jr. was one fine hunk of man-meat and one would think that all the details of his life had already been mercilessly hashed, rehashed, and hashed up again immediately following his untimely death.  We’ve read so much about him; there’s been no shortage of information for the insatiable fan.

Somehow, though, a juicy story of a hotel romp has surfaced, along with other dubious claims.

According to the New York Post, a new unauthorized biography includes the tale, relayed by college pal Rob Littell, of Kennedy’s naughty summer night with Madonna in a cheap Chicago hotel room.

"They were working their way around the bases, and as they rounded third and headed for home, she asked him if he had any protection. He didn’t, so now they began discussing how they were going to get a hold of a prophylactic," Littell tells the author.

"She was still legally married to Sean Penn, and he had a steady girlfriend . . . They were afraid of being busted. They couldn’t very well just meander into a pharmacy and ask for a pack of Trojans. They were too well known . . . To John’s great chagrin, the relationship was never completed."

What adult talks like that??   "Working their way around the bases…"  "To John’s great chagrin…"  What a bore. Sounds like a guy who likes to hear himself talk, who just happens to also be a loose-lipped friend.

But it gets worse: other "friends" and acquaintances in the book dish about John-John’s alleged "numerous" bisexual encounters and a dalliance with at least one Hollywood prostitute.

Interesting that these stories are just coming out.  Pun intended.

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Actor Sean Penn called for the impeachment of President Bush and Vice President Cheney and used the words “bl–job” and “c-m stain” in his acceptance speech for the Christopher Reeve First Amendment Award in New York Monday night, Fox News reports.

The Creative Coalition, a group started by actors Christopher Reeve, Ron Silver, and Susan Sarandon, among others, honored Penn with the award before a crowd that included Heather Graham, Laurence Fishburne, Kerry Washington, Harvey Keitel, Marcia Gay Harden, Joe Pantoliano, Richard Belzer, and Richard Schiff.

The famously liberal actor decided to stir the pot in his “impassioned” acceptance speech arguing against the war in Iraq (pausing to answer his cell phone mid-diatribe). (Penn was saying something he cared about so much, that he had to stop to answer his cell phone. LOL)

"Let’s put his administration under oath," the 46-year-old Oscar-winning actor proposed. "And then if the crimes of treason, bribery or other high crimes and misdemeanors are proven, do as Article 2, Section 4 of the United States Constitution provides, and remove the president, vice president, and … civil officers of the United States from office."

He added: "If the Justice Department then sees fit to bunk them up with [disgraced former Enron CEO] Jeff Skilling, so be it."

Penn also shocked the crowd by saying: "So look, if we attempt to impeach for lying about a bl–job, yet accept these almost certain abuses without challenge, we become a c-m stain on the flag we wave."

Obviously, liberal democrats like Sean Penn who use their celebrity status to make political statements, and are still pissed off that Bill Clinton had to undergo impeachment hearings, so in an attempt at revenge Penn does everything he can to attack Bush. What Penn doesn’t acknowledge is that a majority of fellow Americans elected Bush, and he should respect the majority’s decision. The majority of American decided who would be President of the United States just like when Bill Clinton was President. I’m just glad Penn didn’t attack Bush’s innocent daughters. I really didn’t like seeing President Clinton go through impeachment hearings for a BJ, and although it was a huge embarrassment for Americans all over the world, Congress should have thought of a more appropriate punishment like censorship. Everyone needs to respect the office of the President, even if they don’t like the President personally. Sean Penn’s comments just reinforce the fact that he’s a buffoon, who is blinded by his unrestrained hate, and inability to maintain his own self discipline. If the President were democrat Penn would expect everyone to respect him/her, so he, and others like him, should show the same respect. Practice what you preach brother Penn.

Sean Penn preps his 15-year-old daughter’s dates with this line:

"I tell them that whatever they do to my daughter that night, they better be prepared to come home and do it to me too."