Brandon Davis won’t be staying at the house of music producer Scott Storch anytime soon. The other night, Brandon and Scott went out and Brandon went back to Scott’s place and crashed on the couch. A source said:

"The next morning, when Scott got up, Brandon was already gone — and so was Scott’s $100,000 diamond encrusted watch that had been in the same room the night before. Scott called Brandon and told him the watch was missing but, ’It’s OK — I just got a new security system, so everything’s on tape.’ " After learning he’d be caught, Davis "started crying hysterically and saying, ’Please don’t tell anyone — I’ll bring it back.’ Scott felt bad for him and got his watch back like an hour later, so he didn’t call the police."

Scott said about the theft, "I heard about this. Give peace a chance."

Brandon is such a loser. He was born rich, but never taught how to survive on his own.

The list of creditors owed money by music producer Scott Storch keeps getting longer. He’s now in arrears on taxes to the state of Florida. His Palm Island house in Miami is listed in tax records with past-due amounts totaling $435,602 dating back to 2006. Yesterday a Miami art gallery owner had to pay a visit to his mansion to reclaim a $7,500 painting Storch hung on his wall for four months, but hadn’t paid for.

Best get back to work and start paying those bills Mr. Storch.

After being cut off from the family fortune last week due to his out of control partying, Brandon Davis went to Miami to stay with Scott Storch, and is living off his friend’s generosity like a loser does. He’s hanging with Kim Kardashian in Miami on June 12 pictured above. Here’s more:

Several sources said Davis – who once hounded Lindsay Lohan for not having money and called her a "firecrotch" – has been financially cut off by his wealthy family for not being able to get his act together, and pals like Paris Hilton and Stavros Niarchos aren’t taking his calls.

"His family cut him off for using and abusing," our in-the-know spy said. "He had promised to get his act together, but obviously never did."

After Davis was caught railing against Lohan on camera last year, his family sent him to rehab, where he was treated for drugs and booze dependency. But a week after he left the clinic, the oleaginous heir was back out on Los Angeles streets partying, and he hasn’t stopped since.

After being cut off by his family last week, Davis flew to Miami to take refuge with puerile music producer Scott Storch.

"He’s been staying at Scott’s, but shows up every day at Mokai and the Shore Club," snitched our source. Davis went out one night with Caroline Vreeland, but was soon dumped by the leggy blonde.

Another spy said Davis has been calling friends asking them to loan him $2,000 at a time. So far, he’s had no takers and is living on credit. His friends remember how he bounced a $10,000 check on "Girls Gone Wild" gazillionaire Joe Francis, and owes some other "friends" for gambling debts.

Last week, to shore up his spirits, Davis showed up at the Raleigh Hotel in South Beach, where he called the bar in advance to order six lemon drop shots, six mojitos and six Peronis so they’d be waiting when he arrived. He soon appeared with a blonde and a brunette, and went to work on the drinks.

Brandon really has no way to make money. He’s got nothing to offer. Even if he dressed up as a woman, and tried to sell himself on the street, guys would probably be too busy puking at the thought of getting it on with him to complete the transaction.

Over the weekend Kim Kardashian was in Miami over the weekend with Scott Storch, ug. She was wearing the most beautiful dress, that she apparently bought on Ebay! The amateur porn star just made $5 million dollars in a settlement from Vivid Video, but she’s still ghetto a bargain shopper. Click here to see her in the dress.

Does Nicky Hilton shop on Ebay too?

Kim Kardashian is trying her hand at spinning records as a DJ in Miami South Beach, just like Lindsay Lohan. Don’tcha just love that open mouth porn star look Kim always has. Thanks to her amateur porn video with Ray J she’s now $5 million dollars richer after the Vivid Video settlement, and she’s looking really hot. I absolutely love that dress. Raaarrrrr. All the pictures are lovely until you get to the ones with that hideous monster Scott Storch. He only looks right on Halloween.