Nancy Cartwright, who is the voice of Bart Simpson on the hit show The Simpsons, used her voice to make automated robo calls to promote a Scientology event.

We have a feeling that using Bart Simpson’s voice to promote Scientology isn’t in Cartwright’s Simpson contract, and Matt Groening won’t be happy.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are being criticized for parenting according to L. Ron Hubbard’s Scientology teachings. Although Suri was breast fed, so she got all those good antibodies to fight infections, some are criticizing Suri also being fed a mixture of barley water, milk and corn syrup which Hubbard encouraged. That mixture has whey protein from milk, milk sugar, and other sugars kids need. Us says:

“It’s all about being positive and supportive,” says the couple’s friend (Hubbard advised parents to “try to be the child’s friend.”) As for discipline, one former church member tells Us that Scientologists do not scold their children, but instead explain that bad behavior (like throwing a toy) is the “wrong action.” (A Scientology rep tells Us, “How a parent disciplines their child is left up to the parent.”)

Cruise and Holmes, says their pal, are very lenient and do not like to give Suri too many rules: “Suri pretty much does whatever she wants, whenever she wants. If she fusses before bed, they let her stay up later. If they want her to go swimming and she cries, they’ll take her out. If she whines about food, they’ll ask her what else she wants to eat. They always want to please her.”

What’s wrong with NOT spanking Suri? This is good parenting. Suri is being raised in a positive environment where she is guided rather with reasoning, and discussion, rather than yelling, spanking, or other negative stimuli. Tom and Katie are parenting the right way to raise a well adjusted, happy, intelligent, kind child. Normally I would find some humor in this, but this is serious business. I’m not sure if Scientology has anything to do with Tom sucking his thumb and calling Katie mommy, so I’ll talk about that later.

Tom Cruise plays Colonel Claus von Stauffenberg in Valkyrie, a German officer who leads the resistance charge to assassinate Hitler.

Via Rope of Silicon: "The ’July 20 Plot’ on Hitler’s life is one of the most heroic but least known episodes of World War Two. Severely wounded in combat, Colonel Claus von Stauffenberg returns from Africa to join the German Resistance and help create Operation Valkyrie, the complex plan that will allow a shadow government to replace Hitler’s once he is dead. But fate and circumstance conspire to thrust Stauffenberg from one of many in the plot to a double-edged central role. Not only must he lead the coup and seize control of his nation’s government … He must kill Hitler himself."

Bryan Singer is directing the film, slated to appear in theaters just over a year from now.

Tom is a good choice for this role even with his belief in the science fiction religion Scientology. What was probably meant as a joke, became the religion of the rich actors of Hollywood. As a wise man once said, "The one eyed man is king in the land of the blind." In Scientology Tom is a wizard, oh wait maybe that’s his dungeons and dragons level.

At first I thought Tom was playing Dr. Evil’s second in command in the new Austin Powers movie, or maybe Hook with a huge front butt from Peter Pan. The patch may have been from an eye injury Tom suffered in his queer eye, or maybe he’s playing a butt pirate. Tom looks like a fett wahnsinnige (that’s fat lunatic in German). I can see his studded nipple ring bulging through that uniform. Seriously, Tom had to go to the Fascist Men’s Wearhouse to get that outfit. I never realized there were gay Nazi Pirates until I saw this picture. I can hardly wait till the musical comes out.

and now this…

Posh Spice is apparently Pushy Spice.

Victoria Beckham, perhaps taking some lessons from Angelina Jolie’s techniques during the press tour for A Mighty Heart, is throwing her (light)weight around.

Page Six reports that Beckham’s reps "forced reporters to sign contracts before interviewing her."

What was Beckham’s goal? To ensure that reporters asked her questions about her truncated snoozefest reality show "Victoria Beckham: Coming to America," and only that.

Who does she think she is? (Oh yeah…right…she thinks she’s Angelina.)

Here’s the thing: If you can’t ask her about her boobs, hottie-pants David Beckham, their friendship with Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, the Scientology rumors, and the Spice Girls reunion, there’s not much to an interview with Posh. Just as there isn’t much to her, literally.

Bummer that she and her reps are the only ones who don’t get it.

The ratings of her "special" could be a wake-up call, but probably not.

Paris Hilton’s words of wisdom have now been turned into a rock video, and soon, God willing, a musical. How could anyone have knows that Paris would become a world leader for peace, harmony, and a champion of good causes that she never actually does anything for. Forget Scientology, or whatever religion you believe in, a new era has arrived, welcome to Parisology.