Sarah Silverman performed her best grade school version of Amazing Grace last night at Comedy Central’s Autism benefit. Rosie was in the audience just loving it, because Sarah’s humor speaks to Rosie on so many levels.

Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel just celebrated five years together as a couple, and Sarah made this video to let him know she’s f***ing Matt Damon. This was really funny, because I like seeing Matt Damon act foolish.

Hayden Panettiere just got back to Los Angeles from the Las Vegas MTV Video Music Awards. The waiting paparazzi at LAX didn’t ask about her next project, they asked if Sarah Silverman’s jokes affected Britney Spears performance. Right then Sarah, who shared a flight with Hayden, walked up and embraced Hayden. Britney who? Even bigger news, Hayden (18) is single again. Hayden and Stephen Colletti (21), from Laguna Beach, have broken up. Here’s more:

A source said, "Their breakup has been a long time coming." But that doesn’t mean the former sweethearts are feuding. Panettiere says, "We are still very close friends and talk to each other frequently. We appreciate and support each other’s careers."

Their breakup has been a long time coming? They were together for 1 year. I guess when you’re 18 a week seems like a long time. Reportedly Hayden is already over what’s his name, which doesn’t surprise me at all. That was like a lifetime ago.

On her way back to the Bellagio hotel in Las Vegas last night, Britney Spears once again gave the world a crotch shot as she was getting out of the car. Sarah Silverman gave a realistic impression of Britney’s vagina right after her performance. I almost couldn’t tell them apart. Click the image below to see the NSFW Britney crotch shot.

Sarah Silverman may have flubbed her joke about Britney’s kids being "adorable mistakes," but Sarah made up for it when she made 50 Cent smile, and almost made Paris Hilton cry. Today Britney is adding Sarah to her list of excuses for a poor performance. Days before Britney performed concerns were already being voiced about her lack of rehearsing, and drinking till 3 a.m. Sarah’s performance wasn’t very funny, in fact, I laughed harder when I hit my thumb with a hammer this morning. Why did I have a hammer? I was trying to kill a fly, and I couldn’t find a fly swatter. Why would I do that? The same reason guys don’t ask for directions. Whatever works, right? Later I’ll be doing guy stuff, like patching holes in my walls. My work never seems to end.