Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman Split

After five years of dating, Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman have ended their relationship. Reps for both confirmed the split.

So sad.

Sarah Silverman has Amazing Orifices

Sarah Silverman performed her best grade school version of Amazing Grace last night at Comedy Central’s Autism benefit. Rosie was in the audience just loving it, because Sarah’s humor speaks to Rosie on so many levels.

Sarah Silverman is Effing Matt Damon - Video

Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel just celebrated five years together as a couple, and Sarah made this video to let him know she’s f***ing Matt Damon. This was really funny, because I like seeing Matt Damon act foolish.

Hayden Panettiere Asked About Sarah Silverman Joke

Hayden Panettiere just got back to Los Angeles from the Las Vegas MTV Video Music Awards. The waiting paparazzi at LAX didn’t ask about her next project, they asked if Sarah Silverman’s jokes affected Britney Spears performance. Right then Sarah, who shared a flight with Hayden, walked up and embraced Hayden. Britney who? Even bigger news, Hayden (18) is single again. Hayden and Stephen Colletti (21), from Laguna Beach, have broken up. Here’s more:

A source said, "Their breakup has been a long time coming." But that doesn’t mean the former sweethearts are feuding. Panettiere says, "We are still very close friends and talk to each other frequently. We appreciate and support each other’s careers."

Their breakup has been a long time coming? They were together for 1 year. I guess when you’re 18 a week seems like a long time. Reportedly Hayden is already over what’s his name, which doesn’t surprise me at all. That was like a lifetime ago.

Britney Spears Crotch Shot Post 2007 MTV VMA

On her way back to the Bellagio hotel in Las Vegas last night, Britney Spears once again gave the world a crotch shot as she was getting out of the car. Sarah Silverman gave a realistic impression of Britney’s vagina right after her performance. I almost couldn’t tell them apart. Click the image below to see the NSFW Britney crotch shot.