Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman have broken up for the second time, so he went on The View dressed as Rosie O’Donnell to talk about it.

Kimmel said:

"The only thing better than breaking up is going on The View right after you break up. It’s really [like] living a dream."

When asked why did Silverman break up with him, Kimmel said:

"What do you mean, what happened? Look at me. What do you think happened? I’m a 41-year-old man with a bra filled with Koosh balls. I’m an imbecile. She couldn’t date an imbecile anymore."

Asked if the relationship was really over, he said:

"I don’t know, ask her."

Why did you break up with Jimmy again Sarah? You could have had such funny looking babies.

The short excerpt is above, and the full interview is below.

Sarah Silverman inked a book deal with HarperCollins for $2.5 million. Silverman’s book will be a collection of comedic essays, just like Tina Fey wrote for a $6 million deal. I wonder if the book sales will break even on those deals.

Sarah Silverman was booed by fans who paid about £50 a ticket. After Sarah’s show fans slow hand clapped and shouted they wanted their money back after the star’s short 40-minute set. After the audience refused to leave, Silverman was forced to give a Q&A session as an encore after admitting she had no other material prepared.

The Daily Telegraph’s Dominic Cavendish described the comic as "skipping away in near-disgrace" after the "excruciatingly embarrassing" question and answer session.

Steve Bennett, from comedy website Chortle said:

"Minute for minute, there are sex phone lines that are cheaper than Sarah Silverman."

"She is a guiltily enjoyable act, but just when she starts to hit her stride, she calls time on the gig – over when it had barely begun."

"With this shockingly brief performance she delivers a stinging insult to the fans who had been so ready to laud her."

The reviews for Sarah’s show were all bad. If Sarah had performed a free show fans still would have asked for their money back, and reviews would have been no better. Sarah sucked, but I’m sure she’ll have an excuse and someone or something to blame besides herself. On the other hand, Sarah might try to point the finger at herself, in a joking way, but it probably won’t get any laughs, just like her London show.

Jimmy Kimmel (40) and Sarah Silverman (37) were spotted several times over the past 2 weeks on dates. A source says:

"They’re taking it slow. They’re on the road back to being together again."

Looks like effing Matt Damon got old.

After five years of dating, Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman have ended their relationship. Reps for both confirmed the split.

So sad.