According to In Touch, George Clooney got into a fight with romance novel cover boy Fabio during dinner at Madeo in West Hollywood on November 2. Fabio and a group of women, including a professional photographer, were sitting at a table next to George and his girlfriend, Sarah Larson. According to numerous eyewitnesses, George suspected the woman was snapping photos of him and Sarah, so he asked her to stop. "I thought you were a nice guy," Fabio said to George as he approached the table. "Stop being a diva." Those were apparently fighting words, because George stood up and the fight turned physical. George reportedly started a little shoving match that had to be split up by waiters.

Clooney’s rep stayed away from commenting, but Fabio’s manager said, "George is lucky he didn’t end up in the ER."

George also missed the E.R. show reunion. He’s too full of himself these days.

George Clooney got a hairline fractured rib in a motorcycle accident, and his girlfriend Sarah Larson (pictured here) hurt her foot. How do I know that? Well it turns out, Palisades Medical Center in New Jersey suspended dozens of doctors, and hospital employees, after they allegedly leaked George Clooney’s medical information to the press following his motorcycle accident last month. Clooney said:

"This is the first I’ve heard of it. And while I very much believe in a patient’s right to privacy, I would hope that this could be settled without suspending medical workers."

I don’t know what those hospital personnel did to Clooney to make him say that, but he didn’t walk that way before the accident.

Despite a motorcycle accident on Friday that left George Clooney with a hairline fractured rib, and his girlfriend Sarah Larson with a broken foot, they both managed to party in New York City only days after the accident. At this point I’m starting to suspect that Clooney isn’t actually a man at all. I’ve heard of a robot built by the military who could party 24/7, had bones made of hardened rubber, is unable to have children, but was programmed to please women in the ancient arts of Kama Sutra. His girlfriend came away from the accident with a broken foot, and no cast. The robot is dating the bionic women.

Old man George Clooney got into an accident yesterday and broke a rib. Here’s more:

George Clooney was involved in a motorcycle accident this afternoon, when his cycle was hit by a motorist. He was treated for a hairline rib fracture and road rash at Palisades Medical Center in Palisades, New Jersey.

Sarah Larson, who was riding on the motorcycle with Clooney, suffered a broken foot. Clooney and Larson were released shortly after being treated.

When they’re friends asked how their first date went George said, “I got a broken rib and a rash,” and Sarah said, “Afterwards, I could barely walk.”