An attorney for Owen Wilson tells Access Hollywood that Owen did slit his wrists, but contrary to reports there was no drug overdose and he didn’t get his stomach pumped. The attorney adds that Owen had been taking antidepressants, but he was not aware of any other drugs in his system at the time of the incident. The Santa Monica City Attorney’s office says the 911 tapes will not be released. Here’s more:

“In reaching this decision the City believes that in many instances no person should have to worry about whether placing a call for emergency assistance will automatically make his or her medical request open to public review,” the City Attorney’s office said in a press release late Wednesday. “In balancing the competing interests, the City agencies outweigh the public interest served by disclosure of the emergency 911 call. In situation such as this, the City concludes that the public is best served if medical attention is promptly sought instead of being delayed because of a concern, real or imagined, of public attention, regardless of whether that publicity is sympathetic or not.”

Have you ever dated someone because you were too lazy to commit suicide?

The National Enquirer claims that Owen Wilson (38) attempted suicide by cutting his wrist, and overdosing on drugs. He was taken to St. John’s hospital in Santa Monica, California on Sunday afternoon. Entertainment Tonight reported that Wilson later was transferred to Cedars-Sinai to undergo detoxification. Entertainment Tonight also reported that Wilson’s brother, Luke Wilson , was seen leaving Cedars-Sinai Sunday night with brother Andrew. The brothers reportedly drove off with an unidentified woman. Andrew is said to have found Owen at his Santa Monica home and called 911.

Owen released a statement neither confirming nor denying anything. He said he would like his privacy while he receives treatment.

Kate Hudson must be really good at getting guys to fall in love with her. Owen is obviously suffering from a broken heart. One of these days science will finish their work on robot women that love men unconditionally, and are programmed to please them in ways that a flesh and blood woman wouldn’t understand. For now though, Owen can turn to online dating services, and porn.

Jessica Alba took a break from her schedule to play some games at the Santa Monica pier this week. In those skin tight jeans she almost looks naked. Seeing women looking almost naked in tight clothes is a lot like wearing a condom, they look great, but I can’t feel a thing.