Lindsay Lohan is Still Drinking

Despite paying for rehab three times last year, Lindsay Lohan is still drinking alcohol, and Samantha Ronson is joining her. The New York Daily News said:

"Mark Ronson had two women at his feet during his deejay gig at the Hard Rock Hotel Chicago: his sister Samantha Ronson and her girlfriend, Lindsay Lohan. During Mark’s set, the cuddly twosome sat underneath a table near his feet and had waiters bring them drinks."

Even Samantha is a bad influence on Lindsay. The report continues:

"Samantha was constantly texting with Lindsay, even though Lindsay was seated on the stage near her," laughed a witness. "They’d text and giggle and just stare at each other."

When is Lindsay going to grow up, and straighten up? Drinking cost Lindsay a lot of jobs, so you’d think she would never drink again.

Samantha Ronson Sucks as a DJ

Ian Drew, from Us Weekly, told ABC News:

"[Samantha Ronson] She’s not a particularly good DJ. When you see her DJ, she really looks asleep at the wheel. She’ll smoke cigarettes and just click through songs on her laptop. She’s like the friends with a bunch of records that you had come over when you had house parties in your parents’ basement. The more drunk or high you get, the better she sounds. When you book Samantha Ronson for a party, you’re not booking her because she’s a great DJ."

Samantha has been responding to every comment made about her lately. She’ll probably have something to say about this too.

Lindsay Lohan Not Happy Chief Bratton Outed Her Gay Relationship

LAPD Chief William Bratton was commenting on the proposal for Los Angeles officials to enact more restrictions on paparazzi activity. Bratton said:

"Since Britney Spears started wearing clothes and behaving, Paris Hilton is out of town and not bothering anyone anymore, thank God, and ah, evidently ah, Lindsay Lohan has gone gay … ah we don’t seem to have much of an issue. If the ones that attract the paparazzi would behave in the first place, like we expect of anybody, that solves about 90% of the problem. The rest of it we can deal with."

When Bratton was told that someone reported that Lindsay’s sexuality should not have been brought into the issue, Bratton said:

"My sister is gay, so let’s get off that angle."

A paparazzi asked Samantha Ronson how she felt about the police chief outing her? Lindsay Lohan responded:

"The police shouldn’t get involved in other people’s personal lives, it’s inappropriate."

Lindsay didn’t deny the lesbian relationship.

The paparazzi who asked the question sounded so gay. Click here to watch that video.

Lindsay Lohan in the Hospital

Lindsay Lohan was hit by someone on a bike last night while out with Samantha Ronson in New York City.

Lindsay’s driver took her to Beth Israel Hospital emergency room in Midtown Manhattan around 4:00 am.

Lindsay’s rep said she is "fine."

Michael Lohan confirmed to The Post:

"Lindsay was sideswiped by a motorcycle outside a club on 32nd Street. She’s not hurt. That’s all I really care about."

What was Lindsay doing out so late?

Lindsay Lohan Career Losing Steam

Nylon magazine says Lindsay Lohan is now the new face of Fornarina, an Italian clothing company. It’s not Miu Miu, but when you’re desperate for cash, and hate the thought of flipping burgers, you take what you can get.

Lohan partied with her gal pal Samantha Ronson, and her family the other night. One big happy family. The friends wore matching fedora’s. Aaaah.