Britney Spears really did make her video for her single Piece of Me. The staff waited all day until Britney arrived at a very unprofessional 8:30 PM at Social nightclub on Sunset Blvd. Sam Lutfi drove her mercedes while Britney came in pajamas. While the car rolled past paparazzi one said, "My foot, my foot." No one paid attention because Britney wasn’t driving. Rumors say that Britney dies in this video. If only.

Britney’s new driver also quit yesterday saying driving her was too much of a “liability.” That is much better news then reporting Britney was acting badly again.

Britney Spears and her mother, Lynne Spears, both got new managers. After signing a deal with a Christian group to writer her latest book about Britney reporters tried to get an interview and were told, "You’ll have to call Lynn’s manager." Lynne is making a career out of being Britney’s mom. It’s the latest trend. Sam Lutfi is said to be Britney’s new manager. He looks like he might be related to Howard K. Stern. When is Jamie Lynn Spears going to get a manager?

Around 6:30 pm last night Mark Vincent Kaplan, Kevin Federline’s attorney, was at the bar at the Four Seasons Hotel in Beverly Hills when Britney Spears, Alli Sims, and Britney’s manager Sam Lutfi all walked in. When the trio spotted Kaplan they left the bar. Although Britney wasn’t drinking at the time, she didn’t go to the bar for coffee.

The rumor that Kevin Federline will appear on Oprah is not true. I’m just as disappointed as you are.

Click the link below to see video of a random woman Britney picked out in the store to escort her back to her car. The whacky life of Britney Spears.

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Life & Style reports that Britney Spears was getting Depo-Provera injections every three months as a contraceptive, but thought it was making her gain weight, so she went on the pill. A source says:

"She’s constantly forgetting where she put them. "She seems to find it amusing, she laughs at how scattered she is."

Other sources allege Britney is getting banged by Sam Lutfi and JR Rotem. Gross, times two. The source says:

"She seems to think that just because she isn’t in a formal relationship, she’s somehow immune to getting pregnant."

The source added that Britney thinks casual sex can’t get you pregnant. Britney and Kevin Federline’s expenses are now coming out in the divorce, and are listed below:

Britney’s Expenses:
• $102,000 on entertainment, gifts and vacation
• $49,267 on mortgage payments
• $16,000 on clothes
• $4,758 on eating out
• $2,500 on phone bills

Kevin’s Expenses:
• $5,000 on entertainment, gifts and vacation
• $7,500 on rent
• $2,000 on clothes
• $1,500 on eating out
• $750 on phone bills

It’s odd that all the divorce records are public since Britney’s attorneys asked for the records to be sealed. Perhaps that only pertained to records dealing with drugs, and lesbianism. A source quotes Britney as saying about Kim Kardashian:

"I really love Kim’s butt, skin and hair. Kim is a real women. A real horny beast."

That endorsement should do wonders for Kim’s whore career. Lesbian powers activated.