Isla Fisher (31) is already back in shape just over three weeks after her daughter Olive was born. Isla had complained she couldn’t fit behind the wheel to drive a car when she was pregnant. Sacha Baron Cohen is no doubt very happy. He has a happy and healthy family now, plus his success. He’s got it all.

Sacha Baron Cohen is promoting his highly anticipated tour book. He was recently asked who he supports in the upcoming U.S. presidential election. Borat said:

I cannot believe that it possible a woman can become Premier of US and A – in Kazakhstan, we say that to give a woman power, is like to give a monkey a gun – very dangerous. We do not give monkeys guns any more in Kazakhstan ever since the Astana Zoo massacre of 2003 when Torkin the orang-utan shoot 17 schoolchildrens. I personal would like the basketball player, Barak Obamas to be Premier.

Borat’s book has two titles: "Borat: Touristic Guidings To Minor Nation of U.S. and A." and "Borat: Touristic Guidings To Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan." Earlier this year the book was thought to be on hold because it includes "100 compromising polaroids" of models hired to pose as Kazakh women. It looks like the book was published, perhaps because they used the women from Maxim’s ugliest women list in place of the women from Kazakh. We Americans like our women with, how you say?, less hairy pits.

Click the link below to see video of a guy that agrees with Borat 1,000%. The guy appeared on Dr. Phil, and his name is Dick Masterson. His website is here.

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Isla Fisher gave birth to a baby girl Wednesday night. Sacha Baron Cohen and Isla were engaged in 2004, and this is their first child together. Isla says she plans on being a stay-at-home mom for the next few years. I had a male friend who tried that, but he always complained about not being invited to Tupperware parties.

Isla Fisher finally confirmed she is knocked up, but didn’t say Sacha Baron Cohen was the father. Here’s more:

“In the beginning I dodged the rumors… I was trying not to be rude, but there’s a time before you’re sure everything is all right with no complications that you just don’t want to discuss it,” she told Movies.com.

And she jokes she also had to find out who the father was: “I’m doing DNA tests with the cast of Hot Rod and the cast of Wedding Crashers, and hopefully I’ll find out for sure.”

She should name someone with a lot money as the father, like Bill Gates, George Lucas, or Eddie Murphy. A woman these days has to have goals, and a baby if she wants to have a life of luxury. Go ahead, hate on me, I need the attention.

Isla is a beautiful girl, and I’d be happy to say I knocked her up, but I don’t want to embarrass her since I’m not rich, even though I am ridiculously handsome.

Are Sasha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher expecting a child? Well… maybe. Rumor has it Isla Fisher was spotted shopping for baby clothes and accessories at West Hollywood baby boutique a few days ago.

Of course, she could have been shopping for a friend’s shower, but she reportedly spent over 400 bucks. That would be one nice shower gift!

Fisher was also overheard referring to multiple little ones, exclaiming the following while looking at some animal print blankets:

"I love these, we’re taking them on a safari!"

So are there going to be little Borats or Boratinas running around soon? Time will most certainly tell. If so, it’ll be interesting to see what kind of offspring these two funny and charming human beings will produce.