Isla Fisher gave birth to a baby girl Wednesday night. Sacha Baron Cohen and Isla were engaged in 2004, and this is their first child together. Isla says she plans on being a stay-at-home mom for the next few years. I had a male friend who tried that, but he always complained about not being invited to Tupperware parties.

Isla Fisher finally confirmed she is knocked up, but didn’t say Sacha Baron Cohen was the father. Here’s more:

“In the beginning I dodged the rumors… I was trying not to be rude, but there’s a time before you’re sure everything is all right with no complications that you just don’t want to discuss it,” she told Movies.com.

And she jokes she also had to find out who the father was: “I’m doing DNA tests with the cast of Hot Rod and the cast of Wedding Crashers, and hopefully I’ll find out for sure.”

She should name someone with a lot money as the father, like Bill Gates, George Lucas, or Eddie Murphy. A woman these days has to have goals, and a baby if she wants to have a life of luxury. Go ahead, hate on me, I need the attention.

Isla is a beautiful girl, and I’d be happy to say I knocked her up, but I don’t want to embarrass her since I’m not rich, even though I am ridiculously handsome.

Are Sasha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher expecting a child? Well… maybe. Rumor has it Isla Fisher was spotted shopping for baby clothes and accessories at West Hollywood baby boutique a few days ago.

Of course, she could have been shopping for a friend’s shower, but she reportedly spent over 400 bucks. That would be one nice shower gift!

Fisher was also overheard referring to multiple little ones, exclaiming the following while looking at some animal print blankets:

"I love these, we’re taking them on a safari!"

So are there going to be little Borats or Boratinas running around soon? Time will most certainly tell. If so, it’ll be interesting to see what kind of offspring these two funny and charming human beings will produce.

Sacha Baron Cohen (35) and his longtime girlfriend, Australian actress Isla Fisher (31), are expecting a baby this winter, a source close to the couple confirms.

The couple, who have been together for about five years, attended Sunday’s MTV Movie Awards in Los Angeles, with Fischer showing off her figure in a cream-colored dress, and often rubbing her belly.

Backstage, the couple smooched and greeted a steady stream of friends, one of whom one loudly exclaimed, "congratulations on the baby!" Cohen excitedly answered: "Thank you!"