Paris Hilton will be facing the world that hates her when she is released tomorrow. One sign of that hatred is already spray painted in front of her Hollywood home which was vandalized. The sign says parisexposed.com, which reopened with all of Paris’ personal belongings available for your viewing pleasure.

Paris had her $500,000 Mercedes towed away last week after she missed two payments on it. Why did she even have to borrow money to pay for it?

Saint Paris wants to build a half-way house, just in case she has to go to jail again. Here’s more:

Hilton tells Ryan Seacrest that she hopes to build a "transitional home" to help women when they are released from jail. "These women just keep coming back because they have no place to go," she explains.

Hilton says the home can be "a place to get food and clothes on their backs," continuing that the recidivism rate is "a really bad cycle and if we stop it now, we can make our community a better place."

Don’t count on Paris actually following through on anything she says. Paris is a bigger liar than Lindsay Lohan.

On Wednesday Paris will appear on Larry King Live.

As the hot potato that is the first post-pokey interview with Paris Hilton was tossed around, Barbara Walters deemed it unworthy, a potentially bad PR move and opted to decline the opportunity, allowing CNN to swoop in.

According to Cindy Adams, Walters had this to say about the jostling.

"Look, I’ve done prison interviews before, but people like the Menendez Brothers were really important news stories," said the First Lady of the Soundbites.

"This wasn’t. And even though I’d already written my questions, when all that pay-for-play stuff happened, I suddenly felt this was not up to my standard. It . . . felt . . . sort of . . .

Tawdry. The whole thing somehow was beneath me. Besides, it was a no-win. If I did a tough piece and her tears started to flow, it would be, ‘Oh, there’s Barbara Walters making people cry again.’ Too soft, and I’d be criticized."

Walters reports that ABC wanted the "get" for the ratings, but that they were "classy" about it and let her decision stand. Besides, she’d already interviewed the incarcerated socialite on the phone and been the first to report that Paris Hilton has "changed."

All this while Paris Hilton, the new voice for the disenfranchised, was (again) waxing altruistic and public-service minded in yet another phone interview, this time with Ryan Seacrest.

Beyond the thankful-for-her-pillow talk, Hilton let Seacrest in on her plans to build a facility to help end the recidivism cycle of female convicts.

E Online reports that Hilton said she hopes it will be "a place for them to go get food, clothes on their back, get them up on their feet. Especially the mothers. It’s just a really bad cycle. If we stop it now, we can make our community a better place."

All noble, but we’ll believe it when we see it.

Leopard. Spots. You know the drill.

E! posted details of Ryan Seacrest’s phone call yesterday with Paris Hilton in which she said she’s "really proud" of herself for serving out her sentence.

Note to Paris: serving your sentence wasn’t a choice.

Paris says that this experience has completely changed her and that she used to hang around with "a lot of bad people" and doesn’t want to do that any longer. (Shades of the very wise Nicole Richie’s recent realization, natch.)

Grab a box of tissues, or a barf bag, for the rest of this, depending on whether you think her incarceration was an injustice.

I saw a report about all of the fan mail.
Oh, it’s really incredible. I had no idea how many supporters I have. (I’ve gotten letters) from kids who are four years old saying this is the first letter they’ve ever written. Letters saying, "I respect you so much, I think you’re a brave woman…"

There are obviously some messages about the judge, saying that he abused his power and completely took advantage of the situation. Which I think is…I think everyone knows that.

There’s just so much support. I really don’t know what I would’ve done…

What sort of interaction do you have with the other inmates?
There are girls in all the cells. The walls are pretty thin and there are vents, so the girls next door to me talk to me through the vents and say, "Oh, my God, my kid loves you," "My dad, all he wants for Father’s Day is your autograph…"

I just want to be normal when I walk down the halls. There are classrooms here because a lot of the inmates didn’t have the opportunity to go to school, so they’ll all be in there and all wave and blow kisses.

Everyone is really supportive and sweet. If I’m crying and upset, they’ll say, "Don’t cry" and "God bless you."…

How are you feeling? There are reports you’ve lost weight.
There are a lot of rumors going around that aren’t true. And I feel like people don’t have enough to talk about, but I’m the exact same way. The food is awful, but I’m eating. Someone told me about that (rumor), and it’s a lie. It’s not true at all. When I come out, people will see I’m exactly the same.

I’m just excited to start this new life. I appreciate everything now and I don’t want to…I think there’re a lot of bad people that I was around and I don’t want to surround myself with those types of people anymore.

The letters have really gotten me through this and it really warms my heart. They’ve made me cry with joy. I haven’t received one negative letter.

It really, really makes me happy that people care.

There is a lot more at E! online, if you don’t want to miss a single word uttered by Paris in anticipation of her imminent release.

Ryan Seacrest is pointing the finger (no- not that finger) at Simon Cowell for American Idol’s sluggish ratings this season. The metrosexual host may have opened up a little too much about his co-worker:

"Clearly there’s an over-saturation of his character."

Seacrest quickly tried to atone for his gaffe, spouting some nonsense about how great the chemistry is on the show, blah, blah, blah… But he can’t take back what he said. Now he must prepare for the wrath of Cowell, which is somewhere between The Wrath Of Khan and The Grapes Of Wrath.

On Wednesday, Nicole Richie, 25, told Ryan Seacrest on his Kiss FM radio show that she cannot understand why people didn’t get her joke. Here is what she had to say about the matter: "I mean, it rhymes. Are you really going to take an e-mail that rhymes that seriously? And it’s a private e-mail to my friends. I was joking and I don’t think there’s anything wrong with that." Click here to see the email.

Richie also talked about the recent rumors of entering rehab to Seacrest. She said that the stories got started merely because she had not been photographed by the paparazzi for a few weeks. She said she was on tour with Joel Madden and were in random cities.