Sam Lutfi sent a text message to Ryan Seacrest for Britney Spears saying the In Touch story that Britney is pregnant with J.R. Rotem’s baby “is b.s.,” and “It’s fake. Completely fake. Just wrapped her video. Going home to sleep.”

I feel like I’ve just had a 2 ton weight lifted off my shoulders, but I can’t help thinking these pregnancy rumors must be getting leaked by someone close to Britney.

Britney Spears label Jive Records is so fed up with her. Rush and Molly report:

“They can’t get Britney to do anything!” a source close to the label and Spears tells the NY Daily News. “They did get her to do one photo-shoot for some promotional materials, but beyond that, they can’t trust her to even show up. This album could’ve been so much bigger with Britney involved. This is the one opportunity they have to try and sell a million records. They were forced to [go on with] their marketing plan – without her. They don’t feel they need her if she’s going to keep blowing them off. The label can’t afford to waste their money hoping to get some of her time to help promote this. She’s too busy [hanging out] in a club somewhere.”

Despite all that a Jive spokeswoman said:

"We absolutely stand behind Britney."

On Sunday, a source said they found Britney looking confused as she wandered around the locker room of the Four Seasons Hotel in L.A., wearing just a bikini bottom. When another woman asked her where the hotel pool was, Britney replied, "Oh, is there a pool here?"

Britney did a phone interview with Ryan Seacrest this morning, said she went to a movie she could remember the name of. Britney didn’t seem to really know anything, and finally handed the phone to Alli to finish the interview so she could go take a shower. It’s a surprise she answered the phone at all. The phone never seems to work when the drug testing lab calls, or her kids are at the gate. Click here to listen to Britney being her stupid self.

Despite Britney’s stupidity, her Blackout album might actually sell 350,000 copies. Might. We’ll see next week. If her album does well, this will only embolden Britney to believe her bad behavior is getting her results, and it may get worse. Britney’s fans are creating a monster.

Click below if you want to see how Britney looked after a night of partying.

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Josh Hartnett and Melissa George attended the premiere of 30 Days of Night in Los Angeles last night. Looks like Josh is already moving on after his rumored one-night-stand with Rihanna, which Rihanna denies. E! says:

Rihanna cleared up those rumors that she was sipping P.I.N.K. vodka while making out with Josh Hartnett on Ryan Seacrest’s KIIS-FM radio show.

She explains:

"I met him at TRL. I was a cohost, and he was one of the guests. We hung out after at Pink Elephant…They put in the paper that we were drinking P.I.N.K. Vodka. That whole thing was just a promotion for Pink Elephant because of the special vodka they have there. Of course they put we were making out, but none of the above."

When the 19-year-old was asked if she was playing around on 29-year-old Hartnett’s lap, Rihanna was aghast: "Not on his lap! Why would I sit on his lap?!"

Rest easy, Shia LaBeouf, it seems she’s still true to you.

Rihanna denied being with Shia too, so hmmm, what should we believe? Well we know she was with Josh the night in question since we’ve got a picture, and she admitted it. It’s funny how she says, "Not on his lap!" It’s Josh Hartnett, why not sit on his lap? It’s not like he’s some guy with a huge pot belly and chest hair sticking out of the neck of his shirt. Rihanna doesn’t realize it yet, but Josh already forgot who she is. Rihanna needs to stop trying to convince everyone she’s so innocent. From what I’m hearing Rihanna is sitting on laps like they’re musical chairs.

On Friday night Vivid Entertainment sent HG a press release that says they have new Kim Kardashian sex tape footage they will release on their web site soon (Click here to see NSFW). Seems like a very convenient coincidence with the start of Kardashians new show on E! Vivid says:

With the release of a best selling sex tape, a soon-to-be-released Playboy pictorial, countless public appearances and more press than someone who is famous for doing ’nothing’, Kim Kardashian has another venture in the works…A reality TV show! Keeping Up With The Kardashian’s is set to air on E! beginning October 14.

Keeping up with the Kardashians will follow the life and adventures of the 26-year old model, actress and entrepreneur along with sisters Kourtney and Khloe, half sisters Kendall and Kylie, mom Kris and stepfather Bruce. The show is produced by Ryan Seacrest Productions with six episodes constituting the initial season.

While Vivid can’t take all of the credit for Kim’s success, we can let our fans (and Kim’s) know that we’re not finished with her sexy escapades on tape. New footage has emerged and will soon be making its way to KimKSuperstar.com. Keep checking the site regularly and if you’re not already a member, be sure to check out what you’ve been missing.

I told ya they should have named that show Ho in Da House. This reminds me of a chicken I used to have, a red hen in fact. She was just a chick when all the other chickens were killed by some neighbor dogs. As she grew up with my dogs she began to think she was a dog. She’d chase the ball around with the dogs. She’d jump on the glass sliding door so I’d let her in the house. She even ate dog food, and when the dogs curled up to sleep, she’d sleep right in the middle next to their belly. It was weird, but a good example of how environment can overcome genetic influence over personality. I guess what I’m trying to say is, I don’t know why Kim is trying to act like a celebrity when everyone knows she’s a whore. Kim should just say "yes" to becoming a porn star for Vivid, and stopping fighting who she really is. Be yourself Kim. Be the best whore you can be.

Nothing says football like a bowl of chips, a case of beer, and Ryan Seacrest? In the "pull my other leg and it plays Jingle Bells" news, TMZ is reporting that the metrosexual-in-denial will, indeed, have a presence at this year’s Super Bowl. Apparently, he’ll be handling pre-game and halftime hosting duties. Rumor has it Seacrust was actually on the fence about the hosting job, but the NFL threw in free mani/pedi’s for a year. Sold!

First we saw Janet Jackson’s boob. Now Ryan Seacrest will be hosting the Super Bowl. If douche-of-the-year Criss Angel mindfreakifies the half time show, I will live underground for the rest of my life eating grub worms and drinking sewage.