Ryan Seacrest put his gay face on the cover of Details. The magazine named him one of their 2008 Mavericks. A lot of people speculate Ryan is gay, and he’s not afraid to go there. He is rumored to be dating a girl, but just once I’d like to see him kiss the girl in public. A long, spit swapping passionate kiss, that proves he likes girls.

Ryan Seacrest is supposedly dating Holly Huddleston. Holly also works for E!, and is on a show called Sunset Tan. Below Holly is pictured kissing Molly Shea. Where’s the Ryan and Holly kiss? Ryan is a weird duck. Somehow he keeps his relationships with women a complete secret most of the time, which gives good reason to speculate that Ryan could be gay. Ryan can kiss Holly if he wants to. All he has to do is close his eyes, and imagine Holly is that guy from the gym.

Alaina Whitaker was voted off American Idol. She was so emotional Alaina almost couldn’t sing. A girl’s best friend came to the rescue. I’m talking about Ryan Seacrest. He gave Alaina a pep talk, that got her going again, and she sang better than before. Later the girls are going to be doing each other’s hair, and nails, and that includes Ryan.

Sam Lutfi sent a text message to Ryan Seacrest for Britney Spears saying the In Touch story that Britney is pregnant with J.R. Rotem’s baby “is b.s.,” and “It’s fake. Completely fake. Just wrapped her video. Going home to sleep.”

I feel like I’ve just had a 2 ton weight lifted off my shoulders, but I can’t help thinking these pregnancy rumors must be getting leaked by someone close to Britney.

Britney Spears label Jive Records is so fed up with her. Rush and Molly report:

“They can’t get Britney to do anything!” a source close to the label and Spears tells the NY Daily News. “They did get her to do one photo-shoot for some promotional materials, but beyond that, they can’t trust her to even show up. This album could’ve been so much bigger with Britney involved. This is the one opportunity they have to try and sell a million records. They were forced to [go on with] their marketing plan - without her. They don’t feel they need her if she’s going to keep blowing them off. The label can’t afford to waste their money hoping to get some of her time to help promote this. She’s too busy [hanging out] in a club somewhere.”

Despite all that a Jive spokeswoman said:

"We absolutely stand behind Britney."

On Sunday, a source said they found Britney looking confused as she wandered around the locker room of the Four Seasons Hotel in L.A., wearing just a bikini bottom. When another woman asked her where the hotel pool was, Britney replied, "Oh, is there a pool here?"

Britney did a phone interview with Ryan Seacrest this morning, said she went to a movie she could remember the name of. Britney didn’t seem to really know anything, and finally handed the phone to Alli to finish the interview so she could go take a shower. It’s a surprise she answered the phone at all. The phone never seems to work when the drug testing lab calls, or her kids are at the gate. Click here to listen to Britney being her stupid self.

Despite Britney’s stupidity, her Blackout album might actually sell 350,000 copies. Might. We’ll see next week. If her album does well, this will only embolden Britney to believe her bad behavior is getting her results, and it may get worse. Britney’s fans are creating a monster.

Click below if you want to see how Britney looked after a night of partying.

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