In sharp contrast to the Carmen Electra photo below, Rosie O’Donnell was snapped on her boat in Florida this weekend with her daughter Chelsea.  This gives new meaning to the term "ocean swell!"  Daring wake boarders and water skiers alike were trying to catch a piece of her wave action.  Shortly after this photo was taken, Rosie had to prove to the Coast Guard that she wasn’t smuggling drugs under her shirt after all.   

TMZ just posted this photo and, unfortunately, the cuts and bruises were not the result of a long overdue catfight between Rosie and Elizabeth Hassel-butt.

Not to worry, Ro-maniacs: O’Donnell is just fine. Vlogging from her trailer on the set of the FX’s "Nip/Tuck," she gave a preview of what her character, Dawn Budge, will look like. Rosie even gets into character, lamenting, "I can’t believe what happened to my face!"

Really? ‘Cuz this is actually an improvement. The rest of the cast and crew are probably in negotiations to have her jaw wired shut.

Rosie O’Donnell unveiled a beautiful photo of Elisabeth Hasselbeck with devil horns drawn on her while on the Rosie Gay Cruise according to Us Weekly. She went on to say that Elisabeth’s “only f_ _ king credit was ‘Survivor!’ Come on!” She followed that lovely sentiment with, “I can’t fight with pregnant people. Just go have your baby and have a nice life.”

Remember Rosie’s writer on The V‪iew initially drew the mustache on Elisabeth at The View studio? Now we know who told her to do that.

To Rosie’s credit, the only time she can win a battle of words and personal beliefs with Elisabeth appears to be when Elisabeth isn’t around to defend herself.

P.S. The pregnant people comment is so intolerant Rosie. What if someone said "I can’t fight with lesbians. Just go eat snatch and have a nice life". She’d be so ~offended~ ya’ll! She’s just jealous that her lifestyle doesn’t allow her to get pregnant unless it’s unnatural insemination.

I’m tired of Rosie’s heterosexual bashing. Every time Rosie opens her loud mouth she just proves over and over what an intolerant and disrespectful piece of crap she is. Anyone who loves Rosie also loves to suck on horse turds, and their breath proves it.

Okay, so maybe "envied" is a bit of an exaggeration. But Rosie O’Donnell did tell this joke:

"I would have had more fun in prison than Paris."

Rosie has clearly seen too many "women in prison" B movies. Needless to say, a Rosie O’Donnell shower scene would be something most of us would rather miss.

Rosie O’Donnell has been in talks to replace Bob Barker as host of The Price is Right and even met with producers last week, but in a video posted late last night on her website she says she probably won’t take the job because she doesn’t want to move to Los Angeles. She says:

"Here’s the thing. I don’t really need a job. I’m in a weird position. I don’t need the money. I know you’re not allowed to talk about money in America, but I’m just saying I don’t. So to get my entire family uprooted from their lives and move them across the country so that I can have a fantasy childhood indulgence job just doesn’t seem fair. They all are in school, they have friends, we love their school, we love our community, our house, our life, our home. If they were able to do it in New York it would be a different story. But it looks like it ain’t gonna happen."

Whenever Rosie says she turned down a gig it really means the other side of the negotiations wouldn’t do something Rosie really wanted, like give her the home phone numbers of the models on the show. Rosie’s other excuse was that her domestic partner was jealous because all the Price is Right models wanted her hot body.