Kid Rock says his ex-wife Pamela Anderson lied about a miscarriage last year. People says:

Anderson got mad when Rock delayed a visit to her on the set of her movie in Canada so he could attend a Los Angeles Lakers game, the 36-year-old singer tells Rolling Stone magazine.

"I’m like, ’Baby, I got these tickets. I’ll see you on the weekend there,’ and that leads into her saying, ’You don’t care about me, blah blah blah,’ " Rock says. "She finally comes up with this: ’I just had a miscarriage’ … and hangs the phone up."

In November 2006, Anderson’s then-publicist issued a statement confirming reports she had a miscarriage and asked that "everyone respect her privacy during this difficult time."

When Kid got to Vancouver, B.C. he said Pam acted totally different:

"She’s partying at this restaurant, drinking champagne, jumping on the tables. I’m thinking, ’That’s a quick recovery from a miscarriage.’ "

Rock filed for divorce from Anderson a month later, ending their four-month marriage.

Pam has Hepatitis C, and drinks like an alcoholic, so a miscarriage is a blessing in disguise. Five marriages to Pam in four months $250,000 (estimated), chartered flight to Vancouver on short notice $2,000 (estimated), Pam drowning, accidentally, in a pool of her own vomit … priceless.

Before the 2007 MTV VMA started Kanye West’s massive ego kicked into high gear. He started bad mouthing our beloved Britney Spears. He said:

"Honestly, I really don’t care," he told Us Saturday at Rolling Stone’s 40th Anniversary bash at Las Vegas’ Hard Rock Hotel & Casino. "I don’t give a f–k about Britney performing."

"I should have opened the MTV awards because ’Stronger’ is the number one album in the country," he said. "It just shows you that you have to do s–t to get ratings, and maybe they feel like they will get more ratings with Britney.

"Britney’s song isn’t as good as ’Stronger,’" he went on. "This is some bulls-t, and I don’t really care."

As the show was ending West grew even more angry. He threw a temper tantrum in front of the media and crew backstage saying he was "shut out" at the Video Music Awards. As he waited for an elevator in a crowded hallway West began yelling about losing all five categories he was nominated for. He said:

"That’s two years in a row, man … give a black man a chance," West said, stomping around his entourage and directing his comments at a reporter. "I’m trying hard man, I have the … number one record, man."

Then West said something that was music to my ears, "I will never return to MTV." This guy cries more than a kid being dropped off for his first day at daycare. Click here to see him throw a fit at the Europe MTV VMAs.

Vanessa Hudgens of High School Musical "fame" better keep an eye on her man…or better yet, an all-over body condom…as Paris Hilton has apparently set her sights on the teen heartthrob. 24/Sizzler reports:

In the new issue of OK!, out today, Paris Hilton tells the magazine of Zac, “I think he’s beautiful. He’s young but gorgeous. I saw him on the cover of Rolling Stone, and he looked really cute.”

What’s weird is how many guys fall under her spell. Isn’t anyone afraid of herpes anymore? In an even more frightening report from E! Online (regarding an interview with the U.K. edition of Elle), apparently Paris wants to reproduce. Now that’s hot.

On what people think about her
“I wanna have like a family and a guy. Y’know, it just upsets me because I’m not anything like what people say about me, and this cartoon character that they’ve made of me is just completely false. It makes me mad that I’m such a good person and I’m treated like that by some people, I just don’t get it.”

On how she’s prepping for pregnancy
“I just started working out and it feels great. It gives me so much energy. I want kids next year, so I’ve got to get my body ready.”

Is there some sort of Paris Hilton checklist or something? Who just up and puts kids on their calendar? Well, Paris Hilton does. I’m guessing her checklist looks something like this:

-Get famous for absolutely nothing

-Bone everyone in Hollywood.

-Create sex tape.

-Find cure for herpes, cuz that’s not hot.

-Get DUI

-Go to jail.

-Go on Larry King and discuss finding God. That’s hot.

-Have kids-dress them in really cool outfits. Keep them with dogs.

-Hire team of nannies to take care of kids.

Hey, in her defense, she’s accomplished a lot of her goals.

Do your eyes still work after that?

We don’t really have much to say about this sacrilege.

Um…Dane Cook is no John Lennon, but we appreciate him wearing underwear.

Let’s hope that the very cute Jessica Alba was photoshopped into that poster and didn’t have to pose with the nearly naked Mr. Cook.

Does this make anyone want to see this movie?

And, to remind folks of the art that inspired this lame campaign. Behold the image below and read more about its cultural prominence as a Rolling Stone magazine cover here.

So, she’s crazy?  Her husband is, too?  We’re so disappointed, but Lily Allen is probably thrilled by the news.

According to the Daily India, a pal of  Rolling Stone cover girl Amy Winehouse says Winehouse has admitted to hurting herself in the past and is now engaging in these self-mutilating activities with her new husband, Blake Fielder-Civil.

"She’d never admit to the hold Blake has over her. She does it to emulate him, to copy him, and that’s dangerous," News of the World quoted the pal, as saying.

"Privately she’s said she cut herself because of work pressure. She’s struggled with depression and says a blade piercing her skin makes her feel alive," the pal said.

Honestly, whatever happened to simple anorexia and substance abuse?  Arm bandages and knifeplay are a whole new level of cuckoo, but doing it in tandem? Come on Amy (and Lindsay.)