Robert Pattinson tells David Letterman talks about how his fans ask him to bite them, as in they say "bite me," literally.

Once again Dave asked the same question that Ryan Seacrest couldn’t ask, which is if Pattinson is dating Kristen Stewart. Pattinson won’t answer for reasons I already explained.

Unlike Ryan Seacrest, Matt Lauer was allowed to ask Robert Pattinson on The Today Show this morning if he is dating Twilight New Moon co-star Kristen Stewart, but Robert didn’t really answer the question.

The fact is we’ve seen them together a lot, but we don’t know for sure if they’re having a relationship, or if they are seen together as if they were a couple to promote Twilight New Moon, which opens at midnight tonight.

Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston pretended to be a couple to promote their movie The Break-Up, which did extremely well due to the public interest in what was perceived as an onscreen and off-screen relationship between Vince and Jennifer.

If we don’t see Pattinson and Stewart together after the Twilight series are finished, then we’ll know it was all to promote the movie.

Ryan Seacrest asked Robert Pattinson if he is dating Twilight New Moon co-star Kristen Stewart at the premiere for New Moon. As Pattinson fumbles to avoid answering his publicist immediately ended the interview.

This isn’t the first time Ryan got shutdown, remember Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. They wouldn’t even talk to Ryan for quite a while after he asked a sensitive question.

New Moon opens in less than a day. Are you going to see it?

Alec Baldwin stole the show at the all women Elle Magazine 16th annual Women in Hollywood Awards. Baldwin had the ladies laughing during his entire bit, he said:

"I want to assure you that I didn’t steal this role from a more qualified woman. There was an audition process. The audition required me to move a couch, fall asleep in front of the TV, and open a particularly stubborn jar of pickles… If Tom Cruise would simply lower his quote by a mere $29 million, my salary would not make a difference. My annual salary is the budget for Altoids on one of Tom’s movies."

Alec poked fun at skinny actresses saying:

"Movie actresses are so skinny if I had a love scene I would crush them."

About Renee Zellweger he said:

"She is so tiny, but she’s got a big voice. I’ve been to parties with her and you can hear her voice anywhere, but you can’t understand a word she says."

No one was left spared:

"Tonight the job goes to Julie Andrews. You have three choices: You can follow Robert Pattinson into the men’s room, rush the stage during a Taylor Swift concert and tell her how great Henry Mancini is, or to publicize the Blu-Ray release of The Sound of Music, or you can release one of your own grandchildren in a balloon into the air."

Lindsay Lohan made an appearance, too, as the butt of a Baldwin joke about how DreamWorks executive Jeffrey Katzenberg is one of most powerful men in show business.

"Even more than Lindsay Lohan’s psychiatrist."

In case you’re wondering why Baldwin would take a job of hosting a women’s event, he will work anywhere he can earn a paycheck, even as a Fox News contributor, if they’d pay him for appearing.

Dakota Fanning assumes the role as Jane, a member of the deadly Volturi, in the third trailer to be released for Twilight New Moon.

In the trailer both Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner go shirtless.

Kristen Stewart gives another riveting performance as the emotionless actress who plays Bella.