Alec Baldwin stole the show at the all women Elle Magazine 16th annual Women in Hollywood Awards. Baldwin had the ladies laughing during his entire bit, he said:

"I want to assure you that I didn’t steal this role from a more qualified woman. There was an audition process. The audition required me to move a couch, fall asleep in front of the TV, and open a particularly stubborn jar of pickles… If Tom Cruise would simply lower his quote by a mere $29 million, my salary would not make a difference. My annual salary is the budget for Altoids on one of Tom’s movies."

Alec poked fun at skinny actresses saying:

"Movie actresses are so skinny if I had a love scene I would crush them."

About Renee Zellweger he said:

"She is so tiny, but she’s got a big voice. I’ve been to parties with her and you can hear her voice anywhere, but you can’t understand a word she says."

No one was left spared:

"Tonight the job goes to Julie Andrews. You have three choices: You can follow Robert Pattinson into the men’s room, rush the stage during a Taylor Swift concert and tell her how great Henry Mancini is, or to publicize the Blu-Ray release of The Sound of Music, or you can release one of your own grandchildren in a balloon into the air."

Lindsay Lohan made an appearance, too, as the butt of a Baldwin joke about how DreamWorks executive Jeffrey Katzenberg is one of most powerful men in show business.

"Even more than Lindsay Lohan’s psychiatrist."

In case you’re wondering why Baldwin would take a job of hosting a women’s event, he will work anywhere he can earn a paycheck, even as a Fox News contributor, if they’d pay him for appearing.

Dakota Fanning assumes the role as Jane, a member of the deadly Volturi, in the third trailer to be released for Twilight New Moon.

In the trailer both Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner go shirtless.

Kristen Stewart gives another riveting performance as the emotionless actress who plays Bella.

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson were in Hollywood, California last night at The Hotel Cafe to see Rob’s friend and musician Bobby Long perform.

While Kristen was out ona date with Rob her boyfriend, Michael Angarano, was seen leaving a bar with a brunette in Studio City, California. Michael and the girl he picked up left in his car and entered a Sherman Oaks apartment together about 1 am.

Looks like Kristen and Michael have an open relationship.

Robert Pattinson took his shirt off in this Twilight New Moon sneak peak from Comic-con on Thursday, much to the delight of the screaming teen girls in the audience.

Robert Pattinson was bloody and bruised in New York City. So What happened to him?

Pattinson was filming a movie on Tuesday where he doesn’t have the healing powers of a vampire. The movie is called Remember Me.