While on The Late Show with David Letterman, Kid Rock, Pamela Anderson’s other ex husband, gave some friendly advice to Pam’s new husband Rick Salomon:

"I wish somebody would have given me the advice I’m about to give Rick Salomon. Why buy the cow, when you get the milk for free?"

It’s too late Kid, Rick already married the cow, and her milk has run dry. He forgot to mention, "don’t forget to wear a rubber, better yet two rubbers, and rinse once in Clorox before taking a shower." Since Rick and Pam are both diseased whores, this advice goes both ways. Kid is pretty broken up over losing Pam. She was the best drinking buddy he ever married, but at least he’s still got his dog, who is better at cuddling.

Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon got married last evening. The wedding took place between the 7 p.m. and 10 p.m. shows of Hans Klok’s The Beauty of Magic at Planet Hollywood resort. Pam wore a white Valentino dress she probably got at the celebrity Good Will store. At the 10 p.m. magic show Pam announced:

"Hello, I just got married … I did," she said after performing the second show of the night. "I’m distracted. It’s a big day. A big day at the office."

With nothing much left resembling a career, Pam has turned to marriage to keep the money flowing. The 5 minute wedding, and denim dress, speaks volumes about how much value she puts into this marriage, which is number 3. I give this marriage less than 4 months. Pam recently settled a gambling debt owed to Rick by sleeping with him, then announced her whoring publicly. Perhaps this wedding was to settle another debt, or on a dare. Pam has Hepatitis C, and we know Rick did a sex tape with Paris Hilton who has herpes, so that means Pam has it too. Pam is like a sewer. She’ll do the diseased guys that no one else wants to touch. At this point, it might be safer to sleep with a street hooker without protection, than Pamela Anderson.

Pamela Anderson (40) and Rick Salomon (38) are engaged, just got a marriage license, and may have gotten married already. Both have been married three times, and Rick’s last marriage was annulled. Pam recently announced she slept with Rick to settle a gambling debt. He could have found a hooker off the street who is better looking, and has fewer STDs, plus he’d only have paid about $20 or maybe $40 after factoring inflation. Rick is the guy who made the sex tape with Paris Hilton. Access Hollywood says:

Anderson and Salomon have known each other for 15 years, according to Pam, who noted the fact on her Web site blog, this past Thursday. In another posting –on September 26, Anderson wrote that her life was going well and hinted that romance was on the cards, though she did not claim it was with Salomon. “I’m in love,” she posted. “And my work is fun and creative. I’m healthy . . . I’m having the best time in my life.”

Pam’s friends say she keeps drinking despite having Hepatitis C, and her liver is begging for her to quit punching it like a punching bag. Sounds healthy. On her latest drinking binge she married Kid Rock, and had five weddings, then woke up in her vomit and divorced him. Pam and Rick are a perfect match. She’s got Hepatitis C, and he’s probably got herpes from Paris, so they both bring a disease into the relationship. I drew a diagram to show all the stars with STDs, and connected all the people they slept with, and kept going. When I was done the paper went from white to completely black, which is what your genitals will look like if you sleep with anyone from Hollywood.

According to the New York Post, Pamela Anderson has been keeping at least near-naked company with Rick Salomon. Ewwww…

She could do so much better. Sure, she has bad taste in men, but the girl is looking good as evidenced by the pics of her frolicking on the beach that are making the rounds on the Internets.

At least, she looks good if you don’t look too closely. Some of the pics look like "before" examples for a sun-damage reversing laser treatment.

But, there’s no denying that her body is still slammin’.

Which is really good news, because nobody will be looking at her face in the inevitable sex tape that will surface if these two continue their liaison.

Remember, Ricky boy is Paris Hilton’s former flame and co-star in her infamous sex tape.

With their combined experience, Pam and Rick are sure to make a fortune shilling their naked escapades. No lawsuits if they’re in cahoots!