Thank heavens it’s Father’s Day Sunday, not Mother’s Day. Can you imagine the cards? 

Dearest Mother,

Everything I do, I do because of you, just ask Hollywood’s wisest. 

Thanks a lot!

XOXO

Your Out-of-Control daughter.

The i in wisest would be dotted with a heart, and the card, signed in tequila, would be delivered by a rehab or prison staffer.

Anyway, Seth Green has joined the public chorus started by Jamie Lee Curtis.

According to the Post Chronicle, Green chimed in Monday:

Speaking on MTV show Total Request Live yesterday, Green said, "These kids today with their bad parenting and their lawlessness… I had parents who beat the c**p outta me when I did bad stuff. I got punished for not going to school.

"Heaven forbid I drove my car drunk and got stopped. I would have gotten hit with the switch, and then even worse if I’d have driven a second or third time on a suspended license. Gosh, I probably would have gone to jail like normal people.

"We have different paths, all of us do. If I crashed my car into a stationary object and when the police were checking out the car they found cocaine under the seat, the chances are I’d go to prison.

"At least I woulda got beaten by my mom instead of taken to a club with her. We have different philosophies."

Snap! Right?

That’s almost as embarrassing to the mothers of Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Britney Spears as being cited as The Italian Job star must be to Seth Green.

2003, my friend…and even then he was upstaged by the Mini Coopers.  Bummer.

You can see Jamie Lee’s reprimand of the Momses here.

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Isn’t that great?

According to the New York Post, Lindsay Lohan has a new buddy, a New York socialite, who, from the looks of it, is Lohan’s kind of gal.

LINDSAY Lohan has made a new friend at Promises rehab center in Malibu – disgraced New York socialite Dori Cooperman, who entered Promises for help with prescription pills and booze two weeks ago after she checked out of the Meadows rehab clinic in Arizona because it wasn’t "cool" enough. Cooperman "had been talking about going to rehab for a while," said one of her pals. In April, Cooperman was arrested on forgery and larceny charges for swiping a neighbor’s $4,300 check and depositing it.

Stay tuned…this is gonna be good.

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It might do her some good.

According to PR-Inside, an interview with Amy Winehouse was cancelled this weekend because she was too drunk.  

Soul superstar AMY WINEHOUSE reportedly demanded 24 bottles of champagne for her dressing room at this weekend’s Isle of Wight Festival – only to be kicked off TV screens for being too drunk.
The Rehab singer was due to be interviewed for British network Channel 4 but producers were reportedly forced to stop the interview after just one minute because of her inebriated answers.

That 49-second interview might have been fun for us to watch, but was probably pretty embarrassing for her. 

Wonder if she and her husband headed home to cut themselves so they could feel better?

Like photos of Lindsay Lohan frolicking about Promises, little bits of the LA Confidential magazine interview have been sneaking out, giving us a clearer picture of Lohan’s mental state in the weeks before she crashed her car, packed herself up, and checked in to rehab.

According to the Arizona Republic, it’s not pretty.  She sounds a little unhinged and definitely in need of some help.

"The real hard thing about LA is that it’s all about one thing," Lohan said. "Everyone always wants something. This industry is very lonely; I tend to get very lonely. When it’s a Sunday and no one’s around, and you see no cars go by, it’s a challenge."

It’s hard to imagine Lohan lonely, she seemed to be surrounded at all times by other party girls, bodyguards, friends who liked to mock-threaten her with knives, and dudes who like to supply girls with drugs. 

Actually, it does sound pretty lonely, at least in those moments between the really awesome parties. 

We’ve also found that there aren’t a lot of cool places to hang out and get ripped on Sunday mornings…..and watching cars is boring.

Bummer.

It sure didn’t take long for some dirt to show up about Jennifer Aniston’s hunky new Brit, but we’re compelled to overlook it considering his blistering hotness.

According to News of the World, Paul Sculfor isn’t just old friends with Victoria Beckham, he has a risqué history with Kate Moss.  That sets alarm bells ringing all over town.

The London newspaper’s list of warnings to Aniston reads as follows:

TOOK six months drug rehab, compared to the normal 28 days, because his coke addiction was so bad.

NEEDS daily treatment to stay off it three years after beating his habit.

ENJOYS controlling women and is a serial womaniser.

Sculfor and supermodel Kate became friends after he won a competition to become a model in 1997, snorting cocaine whenever they could — even before meeting a revered figure like Mandela in 1998.

Take it all with a grain of salt, but if it’s true, rumored boozehound and soft body Vince Vaughn may be looking pretty good to Jen right about now.

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