Tina Fey was on David Letterman on Wednesday. Letterman read a list of people who stayed virgins from a tabloid, like Brooke Shields (22) and Adriana Lima (27), and it said Fey was 24 years-old when she lost her virginity. Fey said:

"I couldn’t give it away. That’s just good, Christian values, or, being homely."

Letterman loves virgins, but not as much as he loves homely girls. Have you seen his wife Regina Lasko? I’m not sure who is more homely, Lasko or Fey. I’ve got some pictures of Fey during her virgin years below, and Dave’s wife for comparison. Fey is on the far right.

That’s the National Enquirer headline this morning. According to the rumor rag David Letterman may have been married about half a year ago, but he could now be in for an expensive divorce over his cheating on his wife Regina Lasko, about $300 million.

Does Dave even have that kind of money?

Here’s the juicy part:

The ENQUIRER was told the kinky late-night host maintained a fully equipped love nest, likes to play "dress up" – and even had a girlfriend parade around with a set of pom-poms pretending to be a cheerleader.

So Dave likes cheerleaders? Who doesn’t?

If Dave was smart he would have remained unmarried, especially since he likes a little on the side.

On Monday October 5 David Letterman apologized on his show to his staff, and his wife Regina Lasko, for the multiple affairs he had with female staff that worked for him, and the fact he was cheating the whole time on Lasko.

Dave had set the stage for his apology by pointing out he was the "victim" of felony extortion, and then went on to apologize to what he considered to be lesser victims like his staff and wife.

Reports today indicate Lasko had demanded the public apology Dave gave on the show, and had agreed to a few jokes, but says she doesn’t feel Dave was sincere in his apology:

"Regina felt like Dave’s humorous take on the apology lessened the sincerity of it, and she’s not happy at all."

Now we understand why Dave hated Sarah Palin so much. Sarah attempted to live by, and expects others to try to live by, certain moral standards, which Dave chose not to, and now Dave is paying for it, although not as much as he should be.

I don’t believe Dave is sorry for what he did. I believe Dave is sorry he got caught, and exposed. The blackmailer was upset because his girlfriend was cheating on him with Dave. Maybe the judge should just let the poor guy go, and ask Dave to apologize to the guy, and order Dave to pay him restitution for ruining the guy’s relationship. Too bad what the guy did was a crime. He should have just wrote the book and screenplay, instead of doing the lazy blackmailing thing.

David Letterman got married to his girlfriend of 23 years Regina Lasko by a justice of the peace on March 19 in Montnna. Their 5 year-old son Harry was present at the ceremony. Dave announced the wedding to his TV audience with this story:

"Regina and I began dating in February of 1986, and I said, ’Well, things are going pretty good, let’s just see what happens in about ten years.’"

"I had avoided getting married pretty good for, like, 23 years, and I honestly, whether this happened or not, I secretly felt that men who were married admired me, like I was the last of the real gunslingers, you know what I’m saying?"

Letterman told the TV audience that he, Regina, and their son Harry got in a pickup truck to go to the courthouse and then things started to go awry.

"We’ve got to drive into the courthouse and it’s muddy," Letterman said, "and we’re supposed to be there at 2, and it’s me, Regina and Harry in the truck, in the pickup truck. So we get two miles from the house and we get stuck in the mud – I mean, turn the truck over, stuck in the mud."

He explains that he walked two miles back to his home "into a fifty mile per hour wind," and said that he thought to himself, "See, smart a**, see, see, you try to get married, this is what happens. See, well, you’ve got nobody to blame but yourself. Could have happened any other day, but you wait now, see, this is what you get."

After he managed to get a different car to get back to his wife and son, he said, "So then we get in the car and Harry says, ’Are we still going into town?’ and I said, ’Yes, we are,’ and he gets very upset because mom had told him if I wasn’t back in an hour, the deal was off."

Congrats Dave and Regina. You’ve made Harry proud!